I can't find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you taken to have any?

This is my cheering up potato of choice.

https://www.amazon.com/Playskool-Potato-Bundle-Complete-Characters/dp/B07YK46L6M

This is stunningly horrible.

I want one.

Are you talking about a birth center?

My oldest was born in a hospital, but it was such an awful experience, my second was born in a birthing center. So much better on so many levels.

Somebody skipped the checks and balances lesson in 10th grade American History, eh?

FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.

They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out.....

Wait 'til y'all find out about butter bells.

Mine are still plotting my death, so I'll skip getting that close to them.

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.

Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to "have you eaten yet?" And "who made this mess?!"

She gives you that Russian side-eye.

No, makeup and crap. I was pretty furious. Luckily that's the worst so far.