My roommate never got the boyfriend to shower more than 3 days a week ago and he stunk the place up
They broke up after 3 months (I got to listen in 
) and he sent my roommate nearly 100 texts and over 30 voicemails of him crying from the apartment parking lot that night
One of my old roommates basically moved in their unwashed boyfriend for 3 months the same day they had their first date
The general megathread will not be forgotten
I will always be with you, true sons and daughters and enby children of hexbear
That's so funny no one cares that trunp almost got his head exploded a few weeks ago
Bird dropped rock
My tits are too strong for you, traveler
You can't handle my strongest boobies. No one can. My strongest boobies aren't fit for a beast let alone a woman
This is slightly sad to see an old man posting his desperate fan fic
Tired of being beta
"Please take all this extra time removing nutrition from your food to barely change the texture" STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED
Focus less on locking the thread and focus more on #LockingInTheBread
#RiseAndGrind