Tired of being beta
Wolves are the alpha animals so be like the wolves
Do this with your homies:
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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steps to be an alpha man*
step 1: sex with women is gay. stop doing that.
step 2: have sex with men
step 3: you are alpha now
*steps may differ with other genders
Take a bottle of Infowars 1776 Testosterone Boost everyday.
Eat beans
Addendum: If the beans don't make you fart then eat more beans until you're farting
Go around and tell anyone and everyone you see that you're alpha. Make it your entire personality
Call the gym and hit a lawyer.
Get a truck, an old cap, and a pair of Oakleys. Get drunk and shoot a two hour video in the front seat, just you ranting into the camera.
technically you can get a DUI for being drunk behind the wheel (even if you're not actually moving), but that only adds to the alpha-ness
Squats
To learn how to top, you must first master being a bottom.
That's what you meant, right?
reduce the amount of testing you do
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buy the latest Ford F350 Child Smashifier brand new for $78,000
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take out 3 loans to afford this
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drive on a 2 drink minimum
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call anyone who drives a different brand of truck gay even though you can't tell the difference unless you look at the hood ornament
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run over at least 3 children and/or bicyclists a month
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drive it into a resevoir and buy the next latest model when it comes out (you'll save money by doing this, it can carry 8 ounces more cargo in the 16 inch truck bed)
flip the script and become an omega
You have to apply for a membership upgrade.
YouTube has taught me that it has something to do with exclusively eating raw meat and organs, so maybe try that?
contact your software developer you'd like to revert to an earlier build
Amazing how every reply in this thread is simultaneously correct
Why go back to alpha? Move from beta to 1.0
Train your flexibility until you can autofellate
lower your opacity
Like this, liberal
Leaded supplements and praying.
Buy my supplements 
~~Seinfeld~~
COSTANZA
Why become an alpha when you can become shrigma 
Have you tried ligma? Or grabon?