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This is a win for brain worms in every still body of water in the US.

1. Parasite finds host, alters host behaviour

2. Host seeks positions of power and influence urging other potential hosts to embrace risky behaviours to the benefit of brain worms

3. Host successfully gains power <-You are here

4. Host mandates stale pond water for all citizens

Flawless brain worm victory.

Do not: Infodump about obscure leftist schisms in the 20th century which led to collapses which are roots of some of today's problems

Do: Infodump about obscure Hollywood actors that became president of the USA which is the root of most of today's problems

Reached my brain: Kremlin

Being gatekept on being a leftist is extremely leftist, the more times you've been purity tested the more leftist you are. Doesn't matter if you actually pass those purity tests, mind you, but it means you've stuck around long enough to not have given up and succumb to becoming a lib or fash.

As for theory, you can start with listening to Dolly Parton's seminal "9 to 5" as a primer on communism

Official ActBlue communication:

Re: Where did all of our money go?

We have reports that a man that looks identical to this: except wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses known only as "Rachel Jake" walked into the ActBlue headquarters shortly after Joe R Biden formally stepped out of the running for the 2024 election.

"Rachel" was immediately given a top level job with maximum security clearance because he claimed to be an apolitical undecided voter and could speak on behalf of all undecided voters. The man seemed extremely surprised when given a keycard with access to the vault where we keep all of the Democratic Party's donations in cash as well as a press conference with other heads of ActBlue about the Kamala 2024 campaign. However, when asked "Ok then, what should Kamala's campaign be about?", he paused for several moments before exclaiming "Oh, uhh I dunno, ask Liz, she normally has a plan for these things, I didn't think I'd get this far". When pressed about which "Liz" he was referring to, "Rachel" hesitated for a few more moments before replying "Uhh... Liz.... Cheney... Yes. That Liz. Liz Cheney. We should refocus all our efforts into getting Liz Cheney's endorsement".

The man was later seen quickly exiting the ActBlue headquarters loading up overflowing duffel bags of cash into the back of an unmarked white van. When approached and questioned about his identity, the driver of the van only identified himself as "Uhh.... Old.... Chomsky"

Neither men nor the money were ever seen again.

So for those reasons, we are asking you to donate now to ActBlue to save democracy again.

I was thinking some poetic god would bring the billionaire venture space station down in the same spot in the ocean as the billionaire venture deep ocean submersible.

I want to say the frivolous, tabloid type celebrity gossip wasn't always the norm but now I'm doubting whether or not I'm remembering correctly.

Elon abolishes the FDA

7 million children die from tainted raw milk

???

"Population collapse" he keeps scaremongering about solved, somehow

Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge

Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being "inefficient"

Elon briefly becomes the world's first trillionaire

The US economy collapses even harder than the depression

This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon's going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that's meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.

> Wants to cut government spending and make the government more efficient

> Invents a whole new division of government that will require funding

> Department is of dubious legality, likely requiring changes to be litigated over a period of months if not years to actually make major changes to other departments

> Hires a person who have no governing experience so he has to be trained on the job

> Said a person that also has no experience in other branches of government so even if this isn't a malicious act (it is), he'd have to then learn what other government departments do

> Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

Efficiency, American style

Oh yeah that's right, they were able to see through Depp's PR campaign unlike the rest of the mainstream internet.