CloutAtlas

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Elon Musk is a white South African deep sleeper agent who's entire job is to enshitify the US for the crime of (mildly) opposing apartheid (towards the very end).

  • Wasting state funds on a tunnel that goes no where at the expense of rapid mass transport

  • Selling shitty cars that drive into lakes

  • Taking a huge amount of public money to subsidize said shithouse cars

  • Monopolizing the battery industry and pumping out mid products and sit on patents

  • Embracing and amplifying the most cancerous and self consuming culture like baseless conspiracy theories, The Big Bang Theory and 2015 era "dank memes"

  • Redirecting aerospace technology and advancements towards meaningless gestures like launching cars into space or a pipe dream Mars colony

  • Convincing rich rubes into thinking their trucks are bulletproof, indestructible ATVs

  • Online "banking" and money transfer so slow and inefficient it has a measurable negative effect on the economy.

Now he's going to """make the government more efficient""" aka defunding basically everything, hastening the collapse of the US Empire.

He's going to defund NASA for more SpaceX contracts and it'll be Columbia times 100 and kill 10,000,000 Americans by defunding the EPA and getting rid of the "woke" FDA. He still has a grudge against the CDC for closing his Tesla factories during 2020, and by God he's going to dissolve the CDC so the US is even less prepared for whatever mutated H5N1 variant that's going to come out of a US factory farm next year.

The tumour of American culture has become malignant but the Americans worship him like an antibody. And the Americans will have deserved it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

As a DPS main I also request more tanks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (5 children)

See, I saw it as an attempt at Hexbear's r/Fauxmoi (who are for some reason extremely pro Palestine for an apolitical celebrity gossip subreddit, not that I'm complaining)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Dems: A vote for 3rd party is a vote for Trump

GOP: A vote for 3rd party is a vote for Kamabla

Synthesis: Voting 3rd party is the true unity option because it's the only way of voting twice without committing voter fraud

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Of course he likes newly invented words, the guy is into lolicon. The younger the better for paedofascist powerhouse, V*ushV.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That would go against the "Do nothing, win" strategy Xi has been aggressively employing/not employing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Its about absorbing progressive momentum then dispersing it so the rich won't get taxed and/or have to pay fair wages.

Occupy Wall St. would have been bad for rich people if that movement was associated with a competent political party, so Dems took to it to do nothing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

“dunk culture” can be fun but it’s rarely constructive, gives off white cishet man vibes, and has the potential to shift closer to the reactionary reddit “snark”.

???

If "dunk culture" gives white cishet mam vibes, you haven't spent enough time behind the Great Firewall of China.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It seems like everyone above 2000 ELO in Hexbear just run cookie cutter builds and play the meta strategy.

Devs please nerf shitposting and buff bit accounts

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Dear Mr. President.

There are too many comms nowadays

Please eliminate three

I am not a crackpot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Poison/Dark type Pokémon are OP, if they add a Mega in PL:A (the other PLA) it might really be good (but not busted because Earthquake is everywhere in Pokemon)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Smdh Tankies ruin everything

 

Average Yankistani politician

 
 
 
 

The logs have not yet condemned Hamas, and are therefore antisemitic. You wouldn't believe an inanimat antisemite would you?

 

It is now 2024, and therefore illegal to be white.

Please refrain from being white.

Please don't be a mayo-ass, cumskin, kkkrakkker, bleachie, wonder bread, and/or any other form of white.

Respect the law.

 

For trying to pay their bill while being earthquake search and rescue crew. Owner refused to accept their money as they just came in for dinner between rescuing people trapped/injured by the recent earthquake. One rescuer is seen throwing a cash behind the counter and fleeing the premises, in a weird reverse dine and dash.

 

"We are tired of your victimhood" with an ISRAELI flag. Huh.

 

In non Kissinger news...

 

RIP Comrade Castro, 7 years has gone so fast.

Patria o Muerte, Venceremos

 
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