CloutAtlas

Being a child of parents that had kids because they felt inadequate with their own lives is one of the pillars holding up competitive children's sports

You mean what unplanned obsolescence does to a person

If you go to a barber and they put a hot towel on your face and use a soothing shaving gel (as opposed to shaving foam) and a mostoisturizing aftershave, it can apparently make a huge difference, but that's not an economically sound solution.

You can recreate some of this at home but it's also not practical to have a hot steamed towel esp if you're running late.

I'm considered not hairy even for a Chinese person, I can easily get multiple uses out of a single use razor hotels provide you.

Hairier friends can't get a single shave out of those.

I can also recommend not getting a cutthroat razor. Should have gone safety a long time ago.

Cutthroat straight razor pros:

• Vegan (unless you're a weirdo who wants ivory handle or leather grips or something)

• Environmentally friendly (very little if any plastic, no need for replacement razors)

• Cheap in the long run (probably decades) due to not requiring replacement blades

Cutthroat straight razor cons:

• Upfront cost

• Maintenance (manual sharpening requires a whetstone, which you may not already have. As a cook I owned one for work anyway)

• Danger (I did lose a fair amount of blood because I sneezed while shaving drunk before a shift, took ages to stop bleeding due to thin blood. Didn't scar because it was very sharp though)

• Time (sharpening takes time, stropping takes time esp if you're using an old faux leather jacket as a strop)

Don't do this unless you inherit an old straight razor and are dextrous enough to not cut yourself regularly.

That's right. Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land

See, poor student drowning in debt? These people are having a mediocre vacation! Don't look up how much money the publishing companies make btw

Images of a modest middle class vacation

FBI: this should make you feel bad, that modest middle class vacation is at the cost of the publishing company CEO's second yacht being smaller than he promised his children. It doesn't even have a helipad!

Grinding your necromancy skill in an RPG be like:

We're whalers on the moon

Oh yeah I'm in Wuhan currently.

Unfortunately I live in Australia and only come back to visit family or in this case for a medical emergency.

Am Chinese, can confirm: English is a fuck.