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‘Andor’ next on Disney’s chopping block as second season cancelled citing poor streaming numbers in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It’s over for soy wars

Clémence Louise Michel - New Megathread for the 29th-31st of May 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Guy only cares about democracy because he first heard that word from the star war movie. He still supports the empire

Japanese billionaire trapped inside “life sized gundam” he paid 50 million USD to construct. “Please help I can’t breathe” he pleads on the live stream that is still ongoing in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Highest compliment

Japanese billionaire trapped inside “life sized gundam” he paid 50 million USD to construct. “Please help I can’t breathe” he pleads on the live stream that is still ongoing in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Pete buttigieg high hopes dance

Japanese billionaire trapped inside “life sized gundam” he paid 50 million USD to construct. “Please help I can’t breathe” he pleads on the live stream that is still ongoing in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The robot controls him from his ass

Clémence Louise Michel - New Megathread for the 29th-31st of May 2024 in c/[email protected]
Parrying in souls games requires a certain level of skill in timing but it’s generally less skillful than attacking which requires a balance of stamina management, movement which involves more skill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Soy not included

Parrying in souls games requires a certain level of skill in timing but it’s generally less skillful than attacking which requires a balance of stamina management, movement which involves more skill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s the least cringe and most fun and everyone agrees it’s a good game

Parrying in souls games requires a certain level of skill in timing but it’s generally less skillful than attacking which requires a balance of stamina management, movement which involves more skill in c/[email protected]
Parrying in souls games requires a certain level of skill in timing but it’s generally less skillful than attacking which requires a balance of stamina management, movement which involves more skill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can parry her soul stream and other magic attacks with thops barrier or Caria retaliation

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn [Pop Rock] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lying naked on the floor

Parrying in souls games requires a certain level of skill in timing but it’s generally less skillful than attacking which requires a balance of stamina management, movement which involves more skill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s about feeling your asshole clench with each attack

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Sony had finalized a Bloodborne frame rate patch back in 2019 but leaked email from CEO Jim Ryan claims they would move ahead from the original project in favor of a remake exclusive to the next PS (hexbear.net)
 
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During last weeks visit to the Ukraine, Blinken told Zelensky “don’t give up now” after the Ukrainian president mentioned he was considering a peace proposal with Russia (hexbear.net)
 
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Jack Black teases “Nacho Libre 2” on twitter by posting a picture of a bowl of nachos with the caption “dos” (hexbear.net)
 
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The Ukraine launches barrage of US made ATACMS missiles deep into Russian territory, RT reports of civilian casualties. Mercouris: “this is a terrifying escalation” (hexbear.net)
 
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I’m getting the new burger xl iPhone 15 tell me why I’m counter revolutionary (hexbear.net)
 

I’m gonna pay lots of money just to have it

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Alleged Comedian And Pedophile Jerry Seinfeld Captured By Hamas During His Visit To “Israel” And is Being Forced To Rewrite The Entirety of “Bee Movie” (hexbear.net)
 

ACTOR, “comedian”, known to have dated a 15 year old girl inviting her to the Emmy’s in 1996 when he was 39, Director, writer, and star of cult animated classic “The Bee Movie”, and devout Zionist Jerry Seinfeld has been CAPTURED by Hamas during his stay in the occupied territories. The alleged comedian was promoting his feature length advertisement “Pop Tart” to Israeli crowds whilst also bolstering support for the fascist regime. Hamas captured Seinfeld at 3 in the morning, we know this because Hamas has allowed Jerry stay in contact with his manager who relays information to the press. “They are feeding me nothing but honey” the alleged comedian said, “Mick (Jerry’s manager) they want me to rewrite that stupid f*cking movie. If I don’t I am a dead man.” It is unknown whether or not Seinfeld is trying to make light of his situation by making a joke, but his talents in comedy are severely lacking so he must be telling the truth. Seinfeld says he is uninjured but is deeply concerned for his health as the only sustenance he receives is honey, he says Hamas want him on a honey only diet so he can “become a bee.” Jerry also said they play buzzing sounds through a speaker and have provided him with a laptop with final draft preinstalled. It is unknown how much time Seinfeld has to rewrite the script, but his manager also says he is being forced to learn to write in Arabic.

Best wishes Jerry

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When is this gonna happen to this website (hexbear.net)
 
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Jimmy Carter’s Request To “Make A Wish Seniors” Was To Launch A Nuke Which He Says He “Always Wanted To Try But Never Could” During His Term As President. He Is Said To Die Next Week (hexbear.net)
 
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sandwich soyjack takes the normie pill, agrees to be featured in Amazon propaganda times column (hexbear.net)
 

Last time I’m watching you give it a goooooo you fucking hack

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Child Fodder? Video of 12 year old Ukrainian boy loading artillery shells surfaces online, internet users were able to verify the child’s identity through Facebook (hexbear.net)
 
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US “Humbled” By Chinese Response To Sanctions. Vows To Revise Diplomatic Ties And Makes It Clear Taiwan Is Part of China. “Like It Or Hate It, The World Needs China” President Biden Said (hexbear.net)
 
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Recommendations for a fan that can cool me down (hexbear.net)
 

I need a fan for cooling down but it has to be really good and right now the options are a lasko fan that looks like a snail and a vornado rawr fan. Ideally don’t wanna spend 90$ on a fan but I don’t really care so long as it does a good job, any recommendations are appreciated

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