I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My father was a Gooner. His father was a Gooner and as was his father and his and so on and so forth. I come from a long line of Gooners. Gooning is in my blood since ancient times and should be treated with the utmost respect. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time.
My sister went to see jd Vance speak at her college and there was going to be a meet and greet thing after the speech with cookies and juice. She ended up having to leave early and when she went to get a cookie she accidentally knocked the whole catering-sized box all over the floor. She tried to help the staff clean them up, but when she tried to throw them away they were like, "what are you doing? Those are still good?" and PUT THE FLOOR COOKIES BACK ON THE TABLE TO BE SERVED!
So I know for a fact that JD Vance has eaten floor cookies.