should have injected bleach 
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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If you ain't pooping out the lining of your intestinal walls from taking Ivermectin, you ain't living.
Wow, just the mental image of that made me start gagging
Hey now, it'll also kill all your sperm
Ivermectin is a dewormer and sperms is the same as worms
Sperm is WHAT?! 
I'm sorry lol. I can be a bit... descriptive at time lol sorry!
He was already like this before Covid.
He was saying black people need to leave the record player on for their kids, that "poor kids" are just as smart as white kids, go to Joe 3030000000000 etc.
He was saying black people need to leave the record player on for their kids,
What does this even mean 
Well first of all - its complete jibberish. Its something only a completely out of touch old man would babble about while its clear to everyone around that he has no clue whats going on.
I think what's going on in his head is some kind of outdated thing someone in education probably told him 40 or 50 years ago - that "poor" kids have lower literacy rates because they just don't hear enough words so leave the record player on for 'em Jack. That's my best guess of what he was trying to say. Forget all the ststemic issues in education - just leave the record player on Jack
Okay I thought I was missing a common idiom or something lol. This guy is soooooooooooo fucking cooked.
Aww damn, can’t believe Boebert beat us Hexbears to this absolute platinum tier shitpost. This is a day of defeat. 
Hexbear is over…
It's Boever.
She does know Trump got vaxxed right?
they gave him the vaccine that makes you old
Clearly Lauren didn't need a vaccine for her own cognitive decline.
This... this has to be intentional
Like just trying to stymie the calls for Biden to resign by associating the idea with right-wing cranks
Maybe not intentional, but allowed to happen and promoted at the very least
Lol this is awesome.
Damn, Mrs. Boebert knows that people 55+ who get the covid vaccine die while those under get turned into bimbos.
I really need to get another booster
Finally. Vaxxed!
Vaxxmaxxed
She sounds just like the pudding-brained woman at my job who suggested the heart palpitations I had last year were caused by the vaccine.
what to happened to their theory that politicians received blank injections for photo ops while they poisoned the rest of us? 👁️
Same with celebrities any time one dies, even when they're well past the average life expectancy and/or had a long illness that was diagnosed pre-covid. Comment threads, especially on YouTube and Facebook, full of "Safe and effective?" comments.
I thought celebrities were in on the whole thing and wouldn't have taken the jab.
We were saying he couldn't draw a clockw in 2019 yo. This isn't sudden or rapid
Is she getting paid by the Pentagon?
Thought for a split-second maybe they were implying Biden's likely constant covid infections were to blame, then I looked at the pics more closely and remembered who's talking...
anotha victim of the sinovac ? 
COVID... COVID would have.
Wtf I love vaccines even more now
Lauren Beetlejob
Beetlejob! Beetlejob! Beetlejob!
These are the same peoples who used to make fun of the Republicans for saying shit like that.
She is a Republican.
but she's a hot woman though
She’s not even a blonde woman. How could she be a Republican?
It's true, people didn't really get old before vaccines were a thing. Wake up sheeple!