[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Nature documentaries at least entertain my cat, so there's some value.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Get Out (2017)

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A chud reads the Bible, reads about how God created the rainbow: "WOKENESS HAS GONE THIS FAR?"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

The most this cat cop does is smack other cops for no reason, so at the very least, this cop is slightly less of a bastard.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If it has Wario in it, it's worth it.

(Please do not say Wario: Master of Disguise)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The Wario Land series are some of the best platformers ever. We still have Pizza Tower and Antonblast though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Blasting this outside of a Trump campaign office if he loses.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

After an hour, Wario will say "sorry" and then stop, as if even he realized how annoying this got.

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Time traveler: "On October 7, 2023, Hamas will breach the wall and take many hostages in an attack where many will die!"

Netanyahu: "I know."

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

New idea: Respond to "it's OK, she's a 1000 year old demon in the body of an 8 year old girl" with "But you do realize that in demon years, 1000 years old is basically a toddler, right?"

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Eventually we're going to learn that Hamas killed maybe 5 people at most, and everyone else died because of the IOF being trigger happy with bombs and missiles.

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Ironically, this person is probably deifying Trump just as much, if not more, than his supporters by claiming that his death would turn the tide of the Russia-Ukraine War and that it would have any pull on China.

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Do gingerbread people feel weird about living in gingerbread houses, that their house is made of the same material as their flesh, or in gingerbread world, is the material only the same on an atomic level, like how humans are made of carbon and so are most building materials?

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Like, not even the most hardcore tankie called the Russian invasion of Ukraine the "Russia-Azov War". Wouldn't it make more sense to call it the Israel-Palestine War? Or even the Israel-Gaza War?

(Yes, I know it's less of a war, more of an genocide, but still.)

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Shopping at Target "Do I want a Sodastream? ...Nah, I don't need one."

SWAT Team runs over "YOU WILL BUY THE SODASTREAM OR WE WILL SHOOT! PUT THE SODASTREAM IN YOUR CART AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!"

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I keep seeing this, but never seeing a source cited. Not saying I don't believe it, but I would need a source there.

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Israel gets basically everything they want. The United States gives them a blank check to commit as much genocide as they want. The entire US government, and most governments in the west, give their full-throated support for them. They are basically immune from all international law. They have pretty much everything. So what do they actually want? Us specifically to pat them on the heads and call them good boys and girls for supporting genocide and apartheid?

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