Get Out (2017)
A chud reads the Bible, reads about how God created the rainbow: "WOKENESS HAS GONE THIS FAR?"
The most this cat cop does is smack other cops for no reason, so at the very least, this cop is slightly less of a bastard.
If it has Wario in it, it's worth it.
(Please do not say Wario: Master of Disguise)
The Wario Land series are some of the best platformers ever. We still have Pizza Tower and Antonblast though.
Blasting this outside of a Trump campaign office if he loses.
After an hour, Wario will say "sorry" and then stop, as if even he realized how annoying this got.
Time traveler: "On October 7, 2023, Hamas will breach the wall and take many hostages in an attack where many will die!"
Netanyahu: "I know."
New idea: Respond to "it's OK, she's a 1000 year old demon in the body of an 8 year old girl" with "But you do realize that in demon years, 1000 years old is basically a toddler, right?"
Eventually we're going to learn that Hamas killed maybe 5 people at most, and everyone else died because of the IOF being trigger happy with bombs and missiles.
Nature documentaries at least entertain my cat, so there's some value.