I shall relitigate what I said to the Bureaucrat about pissing on a tree
ahem "that's not pissing yourself that's pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine". if you have taken your genitals out to the public, you're not going to be fully saturating yourself. no exposure is needed for one to piss themselves.
thank you for your consideration
honestly, if I had fallen for that shit, I'd be so fucking ashamed and embarassed. you'd never get that shit out of me, let alone some half an hour video in detail about it