GeeDubHayduke

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Applicable Carlin quotes:

"If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, your fucked."

"Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers."

And finally "You ever notice how these 'pro-life' dicks are people you'd never wanna fuck in the first place?!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”

  • Pastor David Barnhart
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

"We're so pro-life we'll fucking KILL YOU to prove it!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She's YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? ...fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Such a loving family photo! You can see how much Dad loves his lil tyke! Just look at how he's dragging him along by the forearm like luggage. Truly, father of the year material, here before our very eyes.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

When i worked at a ski basin, I called that "working from dark to dark," and i hate it so fucking much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn't a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn't have happened if it wasn't Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It's not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Today's show is brought to you by the number 8, because that's the age of kids he likes, dude."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Nancy "McConnell" Pelosi, still hard at work, fucking over America for personal gain.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

"I love the uneducated!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Between this story and the Alex Jones story, I'm beginning to think judges should also... well, i can't say what i think should happen and not violate ToS...

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