I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief
Her husband had a twitter profile where he told the Palestinians to "get over it," among other horrible right-wing things. So don't feel too bad.
Crazy Taxi in the full immersion arcade is a whole different experience. So much fun.
He also played a violent new video game that has just recently been discovered, called "Fortnite," and described himself as having "skibidi rizz" but not being a "sussy baka." These slang terms are gang lingo used by only the most dangerous terrorists.
I'm incredibly interested in the future volume of votes in the general election compared to the last few.
2020 had the highest EVER voter turnout for an American presidential election by absolute numbers. 2024 was looking to be lower, but right-wing will be galvanized by the assassination attempt. Right now it looks like liberal vote will remain depressed, resulting in a huge sweeping victory for Trump.
We came, we saw... he lived.
Funny thing is, Thomas Matthew Crooks did exactly what people believe Lee Harvey Oswald did. IMO if it really was a deep state move today, the three-letter-agencies would have had a second shooter. Today was just incompetence.
"Execute order [unintelligable]."
Zoomers man, they are so bad at technology.
Classic Democrats. Supreme court officially says it is legal for Joe Biden to order a drone strike on Trump. Instead, Biden orders illegal JFK style assassination. Maybe the truth will leak out and Trump will dissolve the FBI when he comes into office. Deeply unserious country.
Jack: "Lemon, it's the perfect crime. They can't prosecute me. It's double jeopardy."
Lemon: "Sir, I'm pretty sure that's not how double jeopardy works."
Jack: "Don't worry Lemon, the gun is registered in the Cayman Islands. It's an obscure loophole, but it's valid."
Kenneth: "He's right, he went golfing with Thomas and Alito last weekend and they gave him the OK."
Jack: "Careful, Kenneth. Golfer-caddie privilege is sacred, and must never be broken."
Kenneth: mimes zipping his lips shut
"I dodge the bullet."
Dungeon Master "Donald you can't just dodge the bullet."
"I can try."
Dungeon Master sigh "Roll two d20's."
rolls "Nat 20, Nat 20!"
Dungeon Master under his breath "Fuck."
Getting harder and harder to tell who is real and who is AI. Not because the AI are getting smarter. The bar for the Turing Test just gets lower every day like the world's saddest limbo competition...
Stephen King is 76 years old.
Mueller, She Wrote died many moons ago.
Nearly dead liberals are fighting to the death over whether to support nearly dead liberals. The Democratic Party is less of a political party and more of a collection of the leftover "non political" flotsam and jetsam left over after the hurricane of neoliberalism wrecked American politics in the 1980s and 1990s. Posting on the internet should have a maximum age, beyond which you enter a quarantine zone.
The Buddha: Life is always full of suffering, so you should abandon the pursuit of wealth and enjoy the time you have.
Perfidious Albion and the Miserly Dutch: If you do not become wealthy it means that Jesus hates you and will send you to hell.
The name of the webcomic is "Webcomic Name," it's pretty good, like a simplified version of Pictures for Sad Childen.
Gommunism is when no maps.
Isn't nature spectacular?
CRACKDOWN, CRACKDOWN CRACKDOWN!
Crack down on deez nuts, lmao gottem.
Some gems from the comments:
This is a classic case of why centrally planned economies don't work. Political ideology takes precedence over efficient markets. It was destined to fail.
But... China's economy has not failed. Putting the cart a thousand miles before the horse.
It’s also why Putin is willing to throw an entire generation of Russians, including the convicts and addicts at Ukraine. Russia is dead for 40 years because he failed to fulfill his mob boss promise to Xi. China is now clearing farmland in Siberia because the typhoon floods last August and September wiped out the Chinese people’s food storage.
Wake up, babe, new BlueAnon conspiracy just dropped. 
Xi's just not into him or her; only Xi.
Found Elon's account. 
A lot of those, like "cracking down" on NEETs and the gaming industry, would benefit the economy if done successfully.
Liberal infighting... It's so much more boring than leftist infighting. What will happen to the NEETs when Xi presses the button?
^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^
Of course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjIGkv0_dEM