Mickmacduffin

No bugs are bad. Let them bite you

I dont remember. He had like 8 accounts, or maybe he gave them all his picture or something

I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He'd send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet

Put them closer together so our feet can touch

Dynasty Warriors 2, Dynasty Warriors 3, Dynasty Warriors 4, Dynasty Warriors 5...

A lot of them are doing actual blackface though

Most of the stuff I don't 'get' comes from really good places.

Like, I don't get all the hyper-specific labels for gender and sexuality, but I'm so glad we live in a time where people are able to actually talk about that sort of thing openly.

Same with mental illness. I'm always baffled when young people will just tell yme they have autism or anxiety or ADHD or whatever because when I grew up that sort of thing was so stigmatized you never told anyone. It's a good baffled though. Like, go you for saying that. Don't say it at a job interview, but go you for saying it.

The best posts are none of these

Very condescending advice. "Get more racist" is American politics 101

I achieved a discharge this morning to zero fan-fare

If I wanted to troll hexbear, I'd reply to post about China with "I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday"

Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese