Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
Read Lenin looking for specifically the names of people he's dunking on, then look those people up and take their exact stances.
While you're doing it, also look for stuff Lenin said that you can take out of context, like, "Lenin said you should participate in bourgeois democracy so that means you have to vote blue no matter who."
No I'm not trying to trick trolls into reading Lenin, what would make you think that
Lenin said you should participate in bourgeois democracy so that means you have to vote blue no matter who.
They always omit "with your own organisation and political program" part.
Accuse POC users of being white based on their user names
Ooooo that one's pissing me off already
Basically how at least one indigenous user got chased off the site during a struggle session
That fucking sucks
accuse trans women of being cis women based on their usernames
/c/ewphoria
Use phrases like “during the pandemic” because we all know COVID ended when Biden was elected.
Say "cracker" is offensive somehow. Bonus points if you totally twist the definition till it's something else. 
Scuse you, the term we prefer is porcelain American to reflect our fragile nature
Sorry this is too real for any cracker 
The best way to annoy hexbears is to go vegan and give me all your money. It works every time, they hate it.
If I wanted to troll hexbear, I'd reply to post about China with "I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday"
Tienanmen square, outdoor cats, vegan, cat salami, dirt owl, John Kerry, Virgil, Bri
stacking rocks
Pictured above: Hexbearist party cadres conducting noble proletarian struggle against feudo-fascist rock stacks
Concentration camp guards just doing it for free college
Fucking olive oil....
I really hate when people say they're socialist because they accept that we need police and an army and roads.
I hate it when someone calls themselves a socialist then insists that you can change bourgeois liberal "democracy" by voting hard enough and changing it incrementally through reform.
Clown behaviour.
The whole vote for Biden or how bad things are right now will get worse makes my blood boil.
That's why it's number one lol. I can't think of anything more infuriating.
ah but what if (n+1) genocides?
try to blend in with exaggerated strawman opinions nobody here would sincerely support like "kill all white babies"
I may have skimmed the original post and misunderstood the point of the thread lol... but if you see someone doing some shit like that, it should set off your troll alarm
presumably crackers will microplastic themselves to infertility and we won't even need to
I'll give it a shot.
China can discipline individual capitalists but it cannot discipline Capital (in more vulgar terms, international capital).
Since it lacks this capacity China is therefore dependent on Capital cooperating with it to achieve its vision of Socialism.
Thus it will not achieve Socialism with its current trajectory.
TBH, I think this is a valid critique. We should not underestimate the insidiousness of Capital.
Best troll would be to post a picture of your wiener to assert dominance
We don't have much weiner posting but we do have corgi does that count
Make a lame 2000s-type edgy joke and double, triple, quadruple down on it until it balloons from one embarrassing moment that would have passed into a genuine slur slingin', pants-shittin', internet forum blowup hoedown! 
Not posting beanis
Coincidentally, posting beanis
self-doxxing would make us so angry.
(well, pretending to would be more effective, but actually doing it would be terrible and very angering as well)
Goodpost in badposting
Closing the site as a joke
thinking socialism is when the government does stuff
Death to America
Making me cry is #8 
Haha little cry pissbaby! 
something to do with veganism
