In another brilliant policy manoeuvre Kier manages to co-opt more Tory policy by bringing in national service, but in support of Israel, it’s actually compulsory service for British citizens in the IOF.

An amazing day for the Electoralism libs who view politics as a team sport. They get to feel good about their colour tie lifting the trophy for a few days, before the weeks and months pass and they notice that fundamentally nothing has changed.

Well who am I kidding, they won’t consciously notice, but they will quietly stop ”caring” about a lot of choice issues; as the glorious project of Cameron-ism continues with all its austerity, and all of the cruelty, continued decay and extraction that entails, as well as the continued ramp up of anti immigrant rhetoric, transphobia, the anti worker policies and the crackdown on dissent and protest.

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Slaanesh is bourgeois decadence, return to Gork and Mork.

Hanlons razor with these fools, either: the octogenarian Joe Biden was made to look old with an elaborate web of audio visual distortions, that his own campaign isn’t talking about, or: the octogenarian Joe Biden looks old. There is no talking to these idiots.

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative, it gets the people going!

Also I don’t think subway do kids meals.

I don’t want to set the world on fire - or something equally contemporary!

Also Minecraft is old as shit, I remember when it was just creative mode, no crafting as an early beta on a web page back in like 2009. That’s 15 years ago, Minecraft is almost old enough join the British army!!

cw - sexual assault

What if the real Havana Syndrome was the relentless passage of time all along?

No silly, they have the most moral army in the world. You’ve got yourself all confused.