the search results for "subway dr disrespect" only turn up this tweet, which makes me think this isn't real
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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Also I don’t think subway do kids meals.
Believe it or not they do or at least used to. It had a 3inch sub with a cookie I believe? Idk I haven’t eaten there is YEARS
God dammit well that's what I get for posting at 4 AM when I should have already gone to sleep. Leaving it up because it's funny.
I had never heard of this guy until this all came out. Is he a post-lockdown phenomenon? Or is it that I'm old?
Nah we're just old. I know about him just because of my friend that watches a bunch of streamers. Apparently he has been a thing for a while.
He was around pre-lockdown, but has almost always had the kind of audience you'd expect chud streamers to have.
Funny enough I am 95% sure that one of our site taglines is a quote from one of this dude's streams (the one about shungite rocks)
The shungite copypasta is from him. I think it was from his last twitch stream were he got a text message about this (but we didn't know at the time) and got banned afterwards.
Ah, I know that one! Boo!
I'm too old to get into streamers too but what really blows me away is that a guy with an audience of 15 year olds is himself old enough statistically to have at least one colonoscopy by now.
I think he has been on the platform for a while
Subway is gross and the only thing i know about subway is that eating the sandwichs make you a pedophile
they actually had some pretty good vegan options at one point, but now they don't seem to be available anywhere around me lol
They recently brought back some solid vegan options near me. And they're open very late when I'm off work, so it's an option
If you're in the UK or elsewhere, you probably have better luck than I do in the states.
Their vegan options suck just from looking at their menu. Dunno how good they used to be, because the last time I ate at Subway was so long ago that I wasn't even 
yet, lmao.
then their marketing is working. i'm not sure where they're going with this, but they are getting the message across
True but i dont want a sandeich that makes you attracted to children personally who is the target audience for this...? ....gamers...?
The current thing about chipotle skimping on portions being such a big deal is funny to me because that was how every local subway around me has been run since forever.
I have no idea why chipotle is popular, all of their competitors (I mean like at least 5 of them) taste better and give better portions and are cheaper.
I really liked eating their sandwichs when I was a kid 
"Teriyaki Terror" sounds like punk band playing off the idea of "Yellow Peril" and i'm kinda feeling it.
This is from something called "Victory News Network" which claims to be parody in it's bio. Looking at its other stories... Yeah...
They need to shut Subway down until we can figure out what's going on
Imagine being the next person to take this job and your family preemptively disowns you
KIDS MEALS AVAILABLE
every single time a streamer has a restaurant menu special, it's some rando I've never heard of
I have been informed it is fake. I posted this at like 4AM after binge drinking to numb myself to the fact the planet is on fire and we are faced with a choice between two fascists with their brains dribbling out of their ears to lead the most powerful empire in human history.
If I had a nickel for every time that's happened...
can you imagine being a subway franchisee? just dutifully kicking up your fees while buying those marked up low quality supplies from central authority.
meanwhile, all they ever do is print coupons that screw you on your end and use your fees to hire pedophiles as brand ambassadors, while raking in big executive salaries and profits.
lmao, get rekt.
when will they learn