post better bait next time. this is way too obvious.
good morning the last axolotl
you'd be dead by now!
c/chat is also not a shitposting comm, just FYI. i think we said that somewhere on there.
Attention. Class is now in session. Professor Dirt Owl presiding 
Sure. but that's a lot of dead people to defend the principle of not letting Russia get what they want. We could have said "fine, we won't expand NATO" and either Russia would have backed down or been forced to abandon that "pretense". But we didn't. We got into this dick measuring contest of "Ukraine can join if they want to 😤" and provoked a war. Which we wanted, in order to fight Russia without using American troops. But it's completely to the detriment of citizens in both Ukraine and Russia.
shouts out to everyone who stayed with us through bunker mode. that was certainly something.
no they're not here. they're over in ukraine putting up statues of Bandera and wearing nazi symbols all over their military uniforms. were you not listening, or...?
"And that's all I have to say about that." 
I was taught this at one point (though I'm not Christian), but isn't the existence of such a gate irrelevant since the meaning of the phrase is unchanged? Like, either way, the point is that a camel is too big to get through the thing.