Feudal Lord responds to his wealthy patron: "Don't worry, sir, my peasant will be swiftly punished for daring to offend your sensibilities." in c/[email protected]

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Literally fired for being Arab.

Feudal Lord responds to his wealthy patron: "Don't worry, sir, my peasant will be swiftly punished for daring to offend your sensibilities." in c/[email protected]

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I can't see the tweet this was in response since i don't have twitter.

There's a party in my pants and none of you are invited in c/[email protected]

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Got ants in your pants there chief?

No seriously this kind of shit was his calling why did he go presidential in c/[email protected]

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So surreal to see him like this. Back when he was a democrat right? I wonder if he misses his tabloid queen life?

Late night cat post in c/[email protected]

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No no silly Polish person, is Pingwin!

Doctor Barney Barney Chopper is sniffing out new comrades! in c/[email protected]

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New doggo new doggo new doggo

Explosive goblin in c/[email protected]

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Wasn't there a red mtg card like this?

Late night cat post in c/[email protected]

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Tis a bumbler bee.

Hexbear be like in c/[email protected]

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GAY LUIGI

NO.

Straw Poll in c/[email protected]

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Cyberskunk 1986

Good spellcheck man you just reversed the tide for Biden in c/[email protected]

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"Your going to the camps!"

"Um actually it's spelled *you're heh, owned MAGA"

cats are cool now in c/[email protected]

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They used to be able to speak the king's english too.

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My Son (www.youtube.com)

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My Son:

Your Son:

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Reading Cat Shit One and omg the Soviets are bears, so cute. Shame the manga has a lot of racism. (hexbear.net)

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Thirty passengers injured after ‘strong turbulence’ forces Air Europa plane to land in Brazil | CNN (www.cnn.com)

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They were on a Boeing too.

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God is a girl, a goddess, so I'm doing sins so I go to hell to hang out with a fella, Satan. (hexbear.net)

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At least I won't be nagged all day grillman

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Wow you think you're really fucking funny writing in "Jeffery Epstein" on your ballot in November and not Biden, huh? DEMOCRACY is on the line and I don't need to remind you of that. (hexbear.net)

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[FREE SOFTWARE] Tamagotchi Simulator 3 (tamagotchi.chez.com)

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Do you want to relieve the late 90's Tamagotchi craze? Now you can with your own v-pet! This free software emulates how the toy acted, right down to pulling out the strip to turn it on.

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Does anyone remember the video of the dude who asked Kim Jong Un to kill him? (hexbear.net)

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It was this like tired looking middle aged dude simply asking Kim if he'd kill him. It was so funny and surreal and google ofc is not letting me find it.

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Pretty big couple of weeks for accelerationists ngl (hexbear.net)

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Speedrunning the descent into full throated fascism. Maybe even Posadists can get on board because the nukes will be flying and the aliens will be like FINALLY.

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I love being a slave to a piece of paper written 500 years ago by white slavers for white slavers and having it frame all decisions in this country and you need to be a mystic to divine what it means. (hexbear.net)

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Cool "democracy" mind if I fart on it?

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Mission accomplished, I popped every single bubble! (www.youtube.com)

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Sunday is Cooper's Day.

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If I was SorosFootSoldier's body I'd stop giving him low blood sugar attacks. (hexbear.net)

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The worst. Sweaty. Shaky. Hungry. Then after it passes my shirt is damp and I feel tired.

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Sister Minnie’s reaction when I come home 🏡 #catvideos (www.youtube.com)

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