Even worse, she does this... all... the... time!
But you start to do it once and she's watching you like a hawk until you doze off. Then she's slapping your ass awake and yelling at you as if you always do it and she's never done it in her life.
I <3 my wife
"Whatever... stop talking to me. You clearly just want to get into my pants. What?!? You DON'T want to sleep with me? Why the eff not?! Am I not good enough for you? Not pretty enough?!"
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.