janus2

I'm 100% certain I could manage to be sad with a million dollars, lol

(mainly because it's not enough money to do anything significant against climate change)

i could die happy

I'm actually surprised one didn't exist yet

I am both disappointed and unsurprised

Could be one batch or many. A "batch" means different things in different food industry contexts and has more to do with ingredient tracking than production timespan

any kind of hooded mysterious secret society or cult-like costume resembles the KKK costume to us

They probably do. Though, food industry metal detectors have to regularly be calibrated with check wands: plastic bars with very small embedded metal fragments designed to mimic possible contaminants like brush wire, oven conveyor pieces, etc.

When I was QA at a food plant that used them, there were numerous problems with the metal detectors.

1. Line operators were haphazardly trained on calibration and how fucking important it is to do it correctly and on time. Lots of operators rushed or skipped calibration and falsified the logs. The fact they were rushed, overworked, and underpaid didn't help.
2. The detectors had a high false-positive rate, leading to a "oh it's probably nothing" attitude.
3. Management didn't want to spend ANY money on maintenance and upgrades that would have prevented metal contamination or decreased detection errors.

To this day I still have a lot of anxiety eating factory food because of the nightmares I witnessed at that place...

I got VERY worried until I saw the "LODGE" sign

recently became lactose intolerant (and less recently became disgusted with the dairy industry in my country) so I too would be excited about non dairy chocolate oranges

(though heavy metal contamination of many cocoa brands scares me too...)

I thought I was the only one who could fall asleep to the anti-soothing voice of Henry Zebrowski & company, lol

Endermen also my fave. Mainly for the nostalgia of them being released when I was a youngin still into Marble Hornets and various other Slenderman internet lore. I made a custom Slenderman reskin for them and my friends all used it on our lil server. good times :]

baking soda and raising the head of my bed have worked wonders for me, hope it does you well 🤞