shortypants

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Barely Cooking

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (12 children)

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

"She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her"

So the unruly dog followed her to its death... That doesn't sound very unruly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had an infant staghorn fern and then took a job in Japan and left it with my mother to look after. After 5 years I'm moving back next week and looking forward to picking it up and putting it at my new place. It took a few years and a lot of banana peels but it really took off the last 18 months or so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

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