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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (7 children)

https://www.teamblind.com/post/Accidentally-sent-my-son-to-Japan-to-study-Chinese-fxdjjwqJ

This has to be a bit. They didn't want to send their son to Taiwan because they have a "hillbilly accent", so they sent him to Japan instead?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Japan also seemed like the better choice because the northern latitude coincided with China’s capital, Beijing.

What is going on in this person's brain? Do they think the magnetic poles impact a person's accent? Being closer to the equator makes you sound more like a hick or what lmao

Ah yes studying Arabic in Mexico will help me develop an Algerian accent because of the latitude

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

equator makes you sound more like a hick

kelly hicquator

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear god I think he first learned Taiwan has a different accent, and separately learned that it's in the south, so therefore there would be a southern accent and mentally melded the two together as Taiwanese have a hillbilly accent

He then learned the University of Tokyo has a good Mandarin course, and it's on the same level latitude as Beijing, so he would get a proper northerner accent.

If this is real, this guy is incredible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's like a few months ago when discussing the Napoleon film with my friend, she had previously learned that Napoleon was exiled to an island (twice) and also that he was defeated at Waterloo, so she assumed The Battle of Waterloo was either entirely a naval battle or naval with some aspects on an island. She then said she hasn't watched the film but will eventually because she enjoyed the naval battles in Pirates of the Caribbean so she wants to see Ridley Scott's take on the Battle of Waterloo.

"You... You've conflated two completely unrelated facts about this one subject in your head. Waterloo was not a naval battle"

"He was on an island when he lost?"

"No he was exiled to an isla- wait, did you think Waterloo was on the water because "water" is in the name?"

"He was defeated and died on the island? Was it not a naval battle?"

"Those are two completely different events"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

dutch claims another victim. we can't let them get away with this!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Does your friend believe that Cat Stevens wrote the song "Cat's in the Cradle?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

hes a nordicist (hence the "ethnic german") and wants to stay in the higher latitudes

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i just wanted to point out that an exaggerated taiwanese accent is generally perceived to be more effeminate to your average mainlander. so their son was not in any danger of sounding like a hillbilly, at worst people might think he was gay or fem

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

at worst people might think he was gay

So the one part of China that is not ruled by the Communist Party is the same part of China whose locals are most likely to sound like "comrades"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I was told that Southern Chinese accents do not sound good on men, and Taiwanese accents could come across as “feminine”-sounding. It seems like Taiwan is also the only place in Asia where gay marriage is legal, so there seems to be some logic in that. Not prejudiced or anything, but I’m not spending thousands to send my son overseas so he can sound gay.

They are so prejudiced

Northern accents are apparently more masculine, hence our choice in Japan, a northern masculine country.

TO LEARN CHINESE

I'm crying

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is actually a thing, Taiwanese Mandarin accents are difficult to the point that even Taiwanese people acknowledge it because the other way around with another accent is usually easier to understand

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Also, I would imagine that Japan is much closer to China in terms of culture and language, than Mexico is to the US or the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

than Mexico is to the US

There are no Chicanos in Ba Sing Se

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

"So, Kanji is derived from Chinese"

"So you're telling me all Japanese is basically Chinese? Good to know"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Lowriders are universal. Last I checked Mexican street style was the up and comic popular trend in japan.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wtf is that website and why does everyone have a company name next to their screen name?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

It's a forum for tech bros and software engineers, but it's anonymous. Except you have to provide what company you work for.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Also, I would imagine that Japan is much closer to China in terms of culture and language, than Mexico is to the US or the UK.

hahahahahahahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

People with Taiwanese accent are perceived to be more effeminate. And there's no singular "hillbilly accent" because China is like the UK where the further your (Mandarin) accent diverges from the standard, the more you're perceived to be from a working class/peasantry background.