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This is your brain on cishet (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 176 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Swimmer

Wrestler

Bodybuilder

Boy scout

Roman Catholic Parochial system

This is the gayest biography if there ever was one.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 months ago (2 children)

NOT Gay

never acted on a single one of those urges

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago

I'm thinking it's a bit because of that part.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

lmao I didn't got to that part

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Yes I grinded against another guy to pin them down and establish dominance. No, it totally isn't gay.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

"im not gay! im not gay!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

You say that but have you considered he went to a all-boys boarding school?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I did all of those to some degree except catholic school. I'm straight. You know what I would say if I was in that guy's situation? "lmao"

You know how much freedom I feel when the LGBT+ are free? Folks, it's bigly a-little-trolling ! I have a bone to pick with everyone who goes "fellas, is it gay to drink pink lemonade?" I want a world where you love who you love and do what you do. Cause I want to be in that arcade with the crane games where the people are wearing the LGBT pins waaaaaaay more than I want to pay $8 for a hotdog at a baseball game.