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Im 32 and i'm fuckin old i got old man hip problems, hair going white, ear and nose hair going crazy
but I can also row 1500 strokes in 30 minutes at max resistance on the ol' rower so don't fuck with me youngins
Buy a dedicated ear and nose hair trimmer. One of those cheap tiny ones. It’s quick enough that I just bust it out when I’m in my bathroom and notice they’re there.
I just pull em out with tweezers. Hurts so good. Or sometimes just hurts. A lot.
Just in the last week or two I finally had to bust out my grandpa's nose hair trimmer that I rescued from his house after he passed a few years back...really felt old in that moment.
This was my big moment too. I ordered a nose hair trimmer a couple months ago and just gave up on life.
I've needed a nose trimmer since I was 19. A good percentage of my hair greyed out all at once in 2020. Mentally, I still think I'm young, but it's arbitrary. I try to stay flexible and learn new things.
Row gang rise up 💪
Back in the day guys started just dropping over dead from heart problems at 36 and cancer started really punching holes in the actuarial charts at forty.
Oh great