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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it's fucked up that biden is going around biting people and they blame innocent dogs

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago

Secret service so pissed they can’t shoot a dog.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

That was such a great post lmao heartbreaking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

good doggies

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He has as much control over that dog as he does Israel

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Meaning he personally infected that dog with rabies

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

There is no dog, only a physical manifestation of Genocide Joe's bloodlust

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I would have stopped going near the dog after the 23rd bite, personally

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Dont tell me to read the article I dont care and never will

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

😔 this wouldn't keep happening if they got rid of the random guy who keeps hanging around Commander and answers no when staffers ask "does your dog bite"😭

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

Uncritical support

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago

Comrade Commander 😍

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Nice to have someone in Washington on our side 07 no-dogs-no-masters

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Direct action gets the goods.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

A dog that is properly cared for and who lives in a suitable environment does not bite people all the time. Genocide Joe got himself a dog as a propaganda prop without ever intending to be a responsible owner. Now we are seeing the signs of animal abuse. He is an evil asshole through a d through.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Yea it's wild that people gave trump shit for not having a dog so Biden got some to be better than Trump, evidently never having owned a dog before, and then apparently abused the shit out of it based on its behavior.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Or people just keep messing with that dog, thinking that because he's The President's™️ dog he won't bite.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Nah this is definitely a dog with behavioral issues. My guess is nobody actually socialized the dog and it was largely neglected except for getting fed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

maybe all secret service agents come across as threats and / or non-humans

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Biden: "this dog symbolises America"

Dog: bites everyone

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Bites everyone and gets away with it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The dog could just be an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

TREASONOUS secret service members slathering themselves in anchovy oil to ENTRAP loyal HERO dog

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Kinetic mouth related incidents between secret service agents and dog leave 24 injured.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

If I had any skill I'd edit the audio of a Whitehouse press conference to have the sounds of a dog snarling, panicked shouting, radio crackles, and maybe an occasional gunshot in the background.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Hope the good boy drew blood in every case

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Old man Biden's dog gonna bite you kiddo.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Comrade Commander rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Commander Bitin'

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

CNN has been bought out by the Kremlin which is why the story is being reported right now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

And God only knows how many people those secret service agents have bitten in turn. Soon all of Washington will be infected, and after that... The world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Did they get their semen in time?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

have we got a Biden dog emote

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can we get a list of who it bit? It has to of bitten other people

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Secret Service are cops, maybe commander just instantly recognized they'd all kill him if given the chance. Dogs can be pretty vibes based.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Im guessing he has bitten Macron or someone, who is on that list