this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Broke: bodies and spaces

Woke: n-bodies and spacetime

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Yes I'm aware this is the solar system problem and not the n-body problem.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm so hot I must be from the Sun. 😎

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your hotness would make even the sun boil cutey 😘

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

🥺 ❣️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm so mercurypilled that you can call me Freddie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

hey that's anti-Italian discrimination!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Where do planetoids and asteroids factor into this?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

anyone who's ever called themselves a smol bean

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm from that rock that orbits in a sort of cashew shape in Earth's orbital path

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Cruithne

Your pronouns could be thne/thner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

What about dark gender, or anti-gender? Come to think of it if we're getting into gender physics, what about spooky gender at a distance?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I'm from Earth. Don't know what you all are talking about

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

im from the secret planet in the lagrange point behind the sun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm from Mars, but someone put some rocks from Venus in my pockets when I was born

Or maybe it's an exoplanet with a similar composition, who knows or cares