I love men. 
The person reading this is pretty swell and I enjoy spending time on Hexbear dot net
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Pickleball was invented like four years ago and they're trying to gaslight us into thinking it's always been a thing
played pickleball in the middle '00s. I thought forever that it was some made up or hyper localised thing until everyone and their mother started playing in the past couple years
How much are they paying you
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everyone on this website tells me "oh go outside do some actual organizing leftists irl are not as terminally online as on this website" but then I go outside and do some actual organizing and it's like 75% terminally online people who wouldn't be out of place on this website, joking about whatever twitter in-joke or drama is big that day. "You don't watch anime?" No motherfucker I don't, like sorry I didn't realize knowing who Hatsune Miku is was a prerequisite to being a communist
Hatsune Miku is an instrument
sorry but I refuse to learn who Hatsune Miku is
I actually really like the guy who said that to me, but like cmon
Join some other orgs too! Some are like that, but others are full of cool elderly folks that struggle with tech, and yet others have a more middle-aged demographic, where they can use tech but aren't terminally online. It feels like it varies by location as much as it does by the national organization.
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Sometimes when I pet Mr. Softie's belly he kicks my hand away like NO but I go back and do more belly rubs even though he doth protest >:)
Apparently, it's Very Controversial that I think Aaron Bushnell's sacrifice might turn out to be worth it. Obviously there's no guarantees, but. Yeah. It started a struggle session last time I mentioned it.
I agree that people’s reactions to it on the site was fucked. Like okay maybe it’ll start something, maybe it’ll be in vain who knows, but there were a lot of people just shit talking it when they really should have just shown some solidarity considering this person gave their life in probably the most horrible way I could imagine and not only that it was in service to the Palestinian people. I was surprised to see people’s reactions to it honestly.
Also, men that used to be muscular but gained a bunch of weight are still hot as fuck. Some might consider that controversial.
Consoles are shitty proprietary boxes owned by losers who actually regress art and gaming. The world would be a better place if everything was made PC in mind. Mods and emulation forever!
Counterpoint is of course gaming started with arcades and then consoles at a time far before the modern windows experience was a thing. I agree with this completely but this should have happened in mid 2000s at the earliest which also means at that point how would you argue that playing a game on Windows XP with shitty DX9 graphics was realy all that better than a PS2 game?
Things are different now clearly, I think the industry turned to shit around the PS3 era, the whole thing with backwards compatibility was the crossing line.
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Nobody actually likes beer. They just think they do because of some combination of alcohol addiction and toxic masculinity.
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I think pizza is a really tasty, delicious, and good food.
Mods, take down this travestry!
I think restaurants are good. We should keep them after the revolution.
Wait, why wouldn't we? I can't cook and there's people who love cooking.
I've seen discourse that restaurants are bourgeois and shouldn't exist. I can see it from a COVID standpoint but beyond that I like restaurants.
I firmly believe that is from people who work in food service who understandably have had horrible experiences at work, but who also assume the abuse they’ve received would continue to exist after the revolution. Alternatively it’s also from people who had to deal with abuse, but also aren’t really cut out for food service that unfortunately have been pushed into the roll for various reasons (mainly because capitalism is horrible at allocating people’s skills to jobs they would actually be good at/enjoy)
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I’ve had controversial takes about restaurants in the past. Currently I’m in a “restaurants should be more akin to cafeterias” phase, would love to hear criticism of this though. My thinking is that cafeterias are good for workers, it would cut down on food waste (but of course not eliminate it) and be easier on food service workers.
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I like sports cars
Believe it or not, straight to gulag.
I still think Seinfeld is good...
The show
It's really funny. I will quietly dislike anybody that disagrees with me.
White women
I didn't get a chance to wash my ass today cos i pooped at work now I'm all stinky
I fulfilled the requirements of the post I expect my reward
I wanted to post a 😘 but then remembered you've a poopy butthole.
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2001: A Space Odyssey is a bad movie. It's undoubtedly gorgeous, technically incredible, and influential... but it has zero connective tissue between its four acts, stone dead writing, meandering pacing (even by the standards of it's time), and an absolutely impenetrable ending. So many aspects of it are just actively bad that I don't think it deserves it's great movie status.
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Cowboy Bebop is overrated and is only reccomended by nostalgic 90s kids.
The OST is insanely good, though.
As a 90s kid who loves Cowboy Bebop I'm so offended right now.
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