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We were having a great convo about voting, then he dabbed, called me old and said skibidi toilet on his way out the door. Smdh my damn head.

Kids these days.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

You've got to increase your level of buss, I believe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Im gettin to old for this shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You need at least two.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

So, more bussy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if he needs a cooler dad I'm available

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

great post!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

When I was younger, I replaced every icon on my cousin's desktop with a youtube link to the pawn stars intro. I'd probably update it with Megalovania or something else like that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Remind him to PokemonGo-to-the-polls.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Start referring to him as your step son and do not elaborate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

lmao bodied

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Tell him you had sex with his mother then T-pose to assert dominance

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm a school teacher so I have much wisdom on this matter. You must tell him "I have been surpassed. Ohio. Mea Culpa. Mea Culpa. Fanum tax. Mea Maxima Culpa. The reigns of this home are yours, bear them with grace and might in equal measure. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Ive already removed the ceremonial bull horn and blown the signal note. It is now in motion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You have to cap on his rizz.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Kill him. It's your only option. Sad that is has come to this :(
Edit - tone clarifyer: joking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hi, is this where I'm supposed to go for the Antinatalist struggle session?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

No, sorry that's down the hall and to the left. This is the anti-parenting strugglesession, we've booked the forum for today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Getting an 'SMDH my damn head' neck tattoo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

do a sick kick flip down the stairs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

He was right

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You are larger and are therefore cooler, by volume

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Why doesnt the larger dad simply eat the smaller son?