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[–] [email protected] 83 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Someone at the gym just said "It's almost like there's a curse on the royal family, what did they ever do to anyone?"

I'm biting my tongue, drawing blood

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Me thinks t'was a joke, no?

It's pretty funny that despite all the horrible things British royalty has done to people over the centuries, basically all of their suffering is self inflicted, because as it turns out, it's actually incredibly uncommon for people to be intentionally horrible to others, even those who deserve it. The people doing horrible things to British royalty are the same people doing horrible things via British royalty.

Edit: I have no idea if this specific cancer is due to inbreeding though, or if this specific royal deserves it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Oh, my gym is in the rich people town next to mine (because the gym in town is half the-pigs and half im-doing-my-part )

They were 10,000% serious

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

what did they ever do to anyone?

Consanguinity, to start

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Drum roll please

We'll be here forever

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Based Liz "plutonium FOXDIE" Truss

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Now find your way to the exit

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Extremely rare critical support to cancer

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's even a single healthy person in Br*tish royalty nowadays

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, I believe they all have Hemophilia.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

They’re werewolves obvi

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

the kingdom and its ruling house is in chaos, now is the time to press thy claim to the throne!

addressed to idk some distant relative of the angevins in france or italy. ill even take a bonaparte

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck Keir Starmer, a Bonaparte is exactly the kind of forensic and mature leadership this country needs right now!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

deposition of all nobles that can't lead an army corps to victory against the austrians

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

macron Time for the Jupiterian to make his move

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Who the fuck cares?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Clearly getting ahead of the latest TA episode

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The truth came out so they needed to cover it up

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm joining the war on the side of the cancer

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Princess of the who?

I didn't vote for her

dennis

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Just for fun, to flex on Charles and his fruit juice death cocktail

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Rapid succession of royal deaths please

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh no!

Anyway,

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Comrade Cancer?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

If I was a doctor and a royal was my patient, I would do the "best job ever" to "save their lives". It would be the right thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

How come we don't have an emoji of that pic of John McCain's spaghetti brain being served to Meghan?

Anyway, rare W for cancer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

piss on standby lmao

The queues at Margaret Thatcher and Queen Elizabeth II are rather long...