Someone at the gym just said "It's almost like there's a curse on the royal family, what did they ever do to anyone?"
I'm biting my tongue, drawing blood
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Me thinks t'was a joke, no?
It's pretty funny that despite all the horrible things British royalty has done to people over the centuries, basically all of their suffering is self inflicted, because as it turns out, it's actually incredibly uncommon for people to be intentionally horrible to others, even those who deserve it. The people doing horrible things to British royalty are the same people doing horrible things via British royalty.
Edit: I have no idea if this specific cancer is due to inbreeding though, or if this specific royal deserves it.
Oh, my gym is in the rich people town next to mine (because the gym in town is half 
and half 
)
They were 10,000% serious
what did they ever do to anyone?
Consanguinity, to start
Drum roll please
We'll be here forever
Based Liz "plutonium FOXDIE" Truss
Now find your way to the exit
Extremely rare critical support to cancer
I wonder if there's even a single healthy person in Br*tish royalty nowadays
No, I believe they all have Hemophilia.
They’re werewolves obvi
the kingdom and its ruling house is in chaos, now is the time to press thy claim to the throne!
addressed to idk some distant relative of the angevins in france or italy. ill even take a bonaparte
Fuck Keir Starmer, a Bonaparte is exactly the kind of forensic and mature leadership this country needs right now!
deposition of all nobles that can't lead an army corps to victory against the austrians
Time for the Jupiterian to make his move
How about a gay Bavarian "duke"?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Who the fuck cares?
Clearly getting ahead of the latest TA episode
The truth came out so they needed to cover it up
I'm joining the war on the side of the cancer
Princess of the who?
I didn't vote for her
Just for fun, to flex on Charles and his fruit juice death cocktail
Rapid succession of royal deaths please
Oh no!
Anyway,
😴
Comrade Cancer?
If I was a doctor and a royal was my patient, I would do the "best job ever" to "save their lives". It would be the right thing to do.
How come we don't have an emoji of that pic of John McCain's spaghetti brain being served to Meghan?
Anyway, rare W for cancer.
piss on standby lmao
The queues at Margaret Thatcher and Queen Elizabeth II are rather long...