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Dude should've kept making "top 10 worst Wii games from 2006" TV segments and doing coke at the game awards

UPDATE: he deleted his account michael-laugh hahaha che-smile

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 5 months ago (5 children)

He's having a meltdown about the reaction to this. Keep bullying.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago

Lol thanks for posting, he blocked me lmaooooo

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago

"They rent themselves out to give antisemites cover"

hitler-detector

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

Hmm, seems to me Adam is the only one hating on Jews in that exchange

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

No true ~~Scotsman~~ Jew

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He deleted his account, what an incredible tantrum

[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 months ago

Holy shit lmaoooooooooooooo not blocked, deleted.

Fuck me that's so fucking funny hahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know this man’s ideology is I N C O H E R E N T

Bro has NO fucking clue what’s going on lol

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago

His ideology is scratched lib.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If you ever wanted a definition of a manchild, all you need is a picture of that fucking dweeb.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

When even Kevin Perreira is less of a fuckin manchild than you are, you took several wrong turns in life

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"I'm not owned, I'm not owned" I say as I shrink away into nothingnesswojak-nooo

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah people should keep in mind, this is how liberals feel about you. They will humor you as long as they think they can get something from you, but this is the response to a challenge from their left that they always have in the back of their minds.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And then scratch them again. And again.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

maduro-katana-1peter-running lib scratcher! Lib scratcher!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Don't even have to scratch them anymore

[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Incredible how they're hollowing out what little remains of the Democratic Party base. Like banning TikTok ffs. In 10 years they'll all be talking about how they were against Israel from the start.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Libs think that the Dems are the good party by definition and that it is everyone's job to vote for them. They will do whatever they want, then demand your vote. And it still works surprisingly often, probably greatly helped by the Republicans being such obvious crazies, whereas the libs are sometimes able to mask their crazy by politely talking about "believe in science", "social justice", "rules-based order" and stuff like that.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This shtick only works so long as enough libs are comfortable in life to tune out if day-to-day politics. Unfortunately for Dems their yuppie, middle income base is starting to feel the effects of imperialism at home. These types of crackdowns and bans aren't supposed to happen here. And people outside of that income/class bubble are dealing with so much BS right now that I can see this election having abysmal turnout.

We should be recruiting actively for whatever orgs we're in. People need to know alternatives exist before the fascists get to them.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Guy who seemingly embraces "genocidal scumbag guardian" label shockingly doesn't care what happens to protestorsshocked-pikachu

Bet he also likes to tell people that if Trump wins he'll send the Gestapo to murder all his opponents and critics like libs love to fantasize when vote shaming people.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

they’re just like Trump voters, so I will act just like Trump and ask the cops to bust them up plz!

[–] [email protected] 83 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of the guys who spent the 2000s wearing fake buck teeth and making used panty vending machine jokes every time a Japanese RPG was released has bad opinions? Who could have seen this coming

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Gamers have a normal opinion about Japan challenge: level impossible

[–] [email protected] 83 points 5 months ago

Nobody is anti-authoritarian when the authorities are hurting the people they want hurt.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Anti-imperialist pro-Palestine protestors are Trump voters, hexbear users are Trump supporters, Russia and China support Trump. The line between conspiracy theorist libs and MAGAcommunists is a thin one.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please run this back for me one more time because I’m not sure I get it

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

Bullying works

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago

This is your reminder that liberals, even ones that claim to be "progressive," hate leftists at least as much as reactionaries, if not more.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago

I feel like the cognitive dissonance is genuinely breaking a lot of NATO libs minds right now, especially the student protests

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That name sounds so familiar and yet nothing else about this person seems familiar.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (4 children)

He was a host on a bunch of video game themed talk shows on the G4TV channel back in the late 2000's if that rings any bells.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago

he-admit-it "genocidal scumbag"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago

Adam Sessler is a strong candidate for the most scratched liberal of all time

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago

Adam "Definitely still relevant in 2024" Sessler

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago

Dude made a single policy his whole personality, look at his user name.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

Definitely a normal thing to post

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

Gosh I wonder why they hate you Adam? What a mystery!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope someone busts that cracker in the mouth with a brick

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

RIP BOZO('s Twitter account)

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