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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“The Chinese are building railroads for Africans instead of building up their military! farquaad-point

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Biden literally says the US and Europe gonna build a railroad across all of Africa in this article 😆

European railroads in Africa doesn't sound too great tbh.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

:Mcfly-I-remember-this-one:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

WHUT WHUT WHUT WHUT WHUT?????

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

I'm loving how Time just printed exactly what he said word-by-word. Really getting the Biden vibe here. Best Biden interview in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this but I go agony-deep every fucking time. We're all going to fucking die so white people can drive a bazinga mobile to the local meat-slop dispensary and talk about the latest treats they bought.

It was a good run folks, maybe life will pop-up again, maybe not.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The whole population is older on average than just the younger segment? shocked-pikachu

xenophobic

- Man who just sealed off the border with Mexico, but woke

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

He's probably thinking of Japan. Still not accurate, but y'know.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I checked a bunch of European countries and their median ages were all 3 to 9 years higher than China lmao

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

He gets his daily national security briefings from the Cool Dads In Cool Cars facebook group

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In case anyone reading this comment has intercontinental nuclear weapons:

It seems this man's too preoccupied with his brain leaking out of his ears to remember the launch codes to retaliate. Strike first, strike hard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

For the longest time launch codes were all zeroes, because they're not the only thing needed to launch the nukes and when you actually want to launch the nukes you don't wanna accidentally forget the codes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Chinese people are generally deeply xenophillic in my experience, foreigners in non-foreign filled towns are usually seen as neat oddities. My perspective may not be hollistic, but that was what I experienced with friends of many different nationalities.

Edit: As with all things, every accusation a confession from this imperialist monster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah I've been to China and except one instance where a cop asked to see my passport and was a little rude, no one in China expressed xenophobia to me. They'd ask polite questions about where I'm from if they spoke enough English.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"they are xenophobic" says man who just passed new policy to add restrictions on people seeking asylum in his country

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

An American calling others xenophobic really is hilarious and yet another projection.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?????

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced tariffs raise the prices on American consumers?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be worse under Trump.

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced war spending kill more Palestinians?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be worse under Trump.

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced union busting hurt American workers?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be worse under Trump.

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced pro-Satan ritualistic murder cult damn all of us to eternal torment?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be a longer eternity of torment under Trump.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

yes but it would be a longer eternity of torment under Trump.

∞ > ∞

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

filling in the blanks for an obviously zonked out president

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Biden ruling like an aging Mycenean King, people keep coming for him but his fading mind is replaced only by violence and paranoia and his body remains strong

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Dementia really is something (after reading that)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Let him fight!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

huffing leaded gas type quotes