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Where's my cocaine, doc?
(lemmy.world)
You can get one of those things without a prescription now
I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.
I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.
You could if you were cooler
I wish I were cooler.
Join us in Colombia!
You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.
Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.
Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.
Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.
The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.
Land of the free, lmao
Murican puritans, lol.
Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!
All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)/¯
and carry the same sentence as horse
Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?
~~Ever heard of Mr. Hands?~~
God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!
I thought that involved ~~poppers~~ vcr cleaner
No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.
What is horse cocaine?
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Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.
That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.
I know a cat for your problems.
I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰
And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.
No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine
Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!
Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal
Technically, they never said it was at the same time.
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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