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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

The beanis lathes for the outdoor cat

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only time I've ever done this I asked the said person if they knew what a Dirt_Owl is

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

The owl beanis' at 9:00AM Moscow time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Shitting on your own balls

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“What are your opinions on outdoor cats”

“What are your opinions on stacking rocks while hiking”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

This is the one, folks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pardon my ignorance, what's the deal with the stacked rocks? Is it similar to the outdoor cats thing in regards to messing up the local environment?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Apparently it interferes with delicate stream ecosystems as it severely impacts the natural flow of water in those stream beds

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We should us "[actionable threats threats of extreme violence directed at legally protected us and international political and public figures.]"

That's a pretty reliable way to tell who is who!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Oh shit? This whole time I thought that was feds.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

The skibidi rizzes in ohio

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

"the world is dying and i struggle with self harm ideation"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

"Uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

None of us go outside so this is already one

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unlimited genocide on the first world

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

another kkkrakkka down

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

the pig poop balls on liberal mountain

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

"I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten. By furries. Sexual style."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I simply make the hand sign for a pig pooping on its balls

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Form your left hand into a fist (representing the balls). Flutter your open right hand over the left in a downward, stroking motion indicating the movement of the poop over the balls

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Honestly this is probably not even that far from the truth but I regrettably don't know any SLs so I can't verify

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Why didnt this show up in my inbox?? I randomly stumbled on it again, its important info thank you!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

"too good for badposting"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Shitting on your own balls

the sign is a reflection of basic reality

I simply make the hand sign for a pig pooping on its balls

the sign masks a basic reality

the pig poop balls on liberal mountain

the sign marks an absence of basic reality

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mobile hotspot is named "john brown did nothing wrong"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nice. Mine is "communism is good, actually"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

DSA bug-eating karens

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Pee Pee Bee.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Extend one hand towards the other person and wiggle your fingers independently, and chant "Woogity! Woogity! Woogity!". This may be done palm up or palm down. If there are three or more people should form a circle. Hands are not required to touch, but it's okay if they do. Then you withdraw and go about doing what you set out to do. The whole rite should take no more than three seconds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry to all the suggestions here but it needs to be not-cringe to the average person or I'm never ever saying it much like I will never admit to liking Fairy Tail offline.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"i like your shoelaces :D"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"death to America and death to Israel"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"How you doing kkkrackkker!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Do you have stairs in your house?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

الموت لأمريكا

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

9/11 was a national tragedy