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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Wrong answers only

Xi is actually pressing it

It’s the communism button πŸ₯²

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

(ancient meme from a better time)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AH thank you to the amerigan peoples for elegting me, now time for some reforms:

ISLAMIC GOMMUNISM

t. Obama

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

op said wrong answers only

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It plays Ram Ranch at a progressively louder volume until it ruptures your eardrums

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

turns him into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Pickle Xi!!! xicko

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It turns off communism

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Drops the wholesome 100 big chungus democracy protestors into a pit of lava

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Diet coke button. Similar to the one Trump had.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Orders more Taco Bell

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's a robot's belly button.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Drops a beanis on the White house

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It plays a random clip of Walker Texas Ranger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It launches DPRK refuse balloons over fake Korea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

🎈
πŸ’©

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Turns everyone on Hexbear into liberals (he already pressed it)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turns on your vibrating buttplug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago