you need to assert dominance by kissing the guys in front of your wife, that'll show her
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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Wtf bro, you out here kissing your wife? That's kinda gay bro
fr bruh, she kisses dudes. now you kissed dudes. Better go a kiss a dude so you can kiss all the women he kissed and even it out
NTA (not the alpha)
This is so stuuuuuuuuupid make me stop laughing
Have her emasculate other men by kissing them in front of you.
it's the only way to save face at this point
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
I can't imagine anything more gay.
Do you talk about your feelings and kiss and stuff?
Sounds pretty goddamn gay to me.
I bet you say sappy shit and give her compliments too. So gay.
You mean legally commit to hang out with a woman? Sounds pretty gay to me.
Very
Look, do I like my top bro better than I like my wife? Yes. Do I reserve all of my deference and respect for him while treating her like a means to an end? Also yes. What was the original question again?
There's a woman in your marriage? Forced diversity much?
DEI consultants? In my traditional marriage? It’s more likely than you think.
You need to have a talk with your wife. Ask her how she would feel if you made her do an overly complicated handshake, including a chest bump, ending with saying "J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS" in front of her girlfriends. Maybe she will understand and learn some empathy.
Lawyer up and hit the gym, bro
nothing gayer than the love between a man and a woman
find a religion comrade, thats a slippery slope right there
Not the asshole, only weak women show affection.
My wife gives me baths and prepares all my meals WITHOUT affection like a true trad cath
Ask her if she thinks you're gay and if she says no tell her only gay guys let their wives kiss them in front of other guys.
What are the guys gonna watch? How gay. Why does it make me excited?
You can still save it. Confidently maintain eye contact with her and piss your pants to assert dominance.
DON'T let her get away with this!
It’s like a squid inking EVERYWHERE
Not only should you hire a divorce lawyer immediately but I would strongly consider suing for emotional damages.
:emotional-damage:
Clearly she is gaslighting you with kisses. Immediate grounds for divorce.
goddamn bro she might as well be pegging you in front of your boys.
divorce her.
I recommend an open discussion between you, your wife, and her boyfriend about this incident and the feelings everyone experienced
Hit the gym and lawyer up
Delete gym, lawyer hexbear, and hit a fascist
Not at all. A true manly man would only marry another man
I believe a strictly male gay polycule is scientifically called “a fraternity”
This is way beyond divorce territory, you need to hire a hitman
My wife smashed a wine tumblr over my head because I asked her if she could keep the life-size Taylor Swift standee in her woman cave.
lmao look at this loser, his wife loooooves him! 
I’ve gone full circle and now believe this is unironically Ryan Gosling don’t ask me why
We have other celebrities on this site like Margot Robby and Dirt_Owl, so it only makes sense.
JT erasure
your friends know you're gay now 
Death to America
If you don't have the self confidence to be emasculated for fun, you might need to go to an Alpha training camp. They're pretty affordable too, only like 20k. Then you can come back and love her like a real man.
Edit: thank you all for the updoots and rewards 