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Silent Hill has a lake. Raccoon City has Jill's World Famous Sandwich.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Raccoon City sounds pretty based though because raccoons are real working class animals

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Somewhere in Spain. But it has to have English pubs, serve a proper fried breakfast, and roast on Sundays. I aint eating that foreign shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Silent Hill has a small child who will bully you and call you a fartface. Also apparently it manifests pizza and hotter versions of your dead wife. So that's cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but only if you...

spoilertried to fuck your dying wife's cancer nurses and then smothered her with a pillow

...so for a less terrible person it's probably just damp, chilly, and none of the shops are open. And I already live in England so that's my life anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jill? The master of unlocking?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And sandwiches too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Counterpoint: picturesque rural towns mist-seed their surrounding areas to ward off wealthy summer home buyers who will drive their G Wagon Cabriolets and restored Defenders all over the beach/lakeside until the town erodes into the water and push the price of a salad up to $35 while demanding 'local' cafes bus minimum wage employees in from miles away because they can't afford to live there any more. If you have to stitch some old store mannequins together and leave them under a streetlight to deter any particularly dedicated leaf peepers after Labor Day I think that's still a task worth doing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago