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You line up against the wall with minimal fuss
if you don't have a hammer and sickle flag, maybe you should
learn the internationale off by heart
You will be made to drink an entire bottle of sriracha and if a single tear rolls down your face you will be shot.
Get a fursuit
simply show them your phone background, the BRICS waifu picture
You will be given a pot of dry rice and asked to fill it with water.
If you fill water up to your first knuckle, you will be free to go.
If you fill up to your second knuckle, you get sent off to the coalmines.
If you fill up to your third knuckle, you get taken out back and shot.
By making this post, you’ve already failed
You will have to sing the national anthem of Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa.
Palestine flag 
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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