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[-] [email protected] 110 points 3 weeks ago

Someone needs to teach me this trick of buying pizza with the pizza's own money.

"Dominoes hates this one weird trick."

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren't people.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think the joke is teachers are Italian but I don’t get this joke it’s too sophisticated for me

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

You can do this with the amazing power of gun and balaclava.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you're not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Don't you usually pay ahead of time for curbside pickup?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

They're saying that if you time it right, they won't get/hear the notification that you've checked in and you can slide into the right spot. Wait awhile and then you'll get refunded because you were "waiting so long"

Which it can work TBH, it just won't be a reliable method by any means

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they're really saying "the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money". I know not everyone cares, but that's how our weird language works...

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[-] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta love that the meme is pointing out how under appreciated the teacher is but then refers to the teacher as “it”.

The disrespect is real.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Playing devil's advocate here: maybe they were trying to be inclusive by not specifiying gender but haven't heard of they. The US education system is a joke in a lot of places so the (hypothetical) teacher may have to think twice before suggesting they change the it's to their. But hey, at least the apostrophe is where it should be and I'd take that as a win for education.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

But there shouldn't be an apostrophe there... it's = it is, its = posessive.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they aren't from the US ?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

If I had to guess, the meme was probably made by someone who likely has English as a secondary language. I doubt there was any disrespect intended.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

I once bought little prize things for my team. Nothing special, stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

I got a job once at this little video production company, and everyone was always trying to find pens. I'm pretty sure this one smart ass there was stealing them just because he thought it was funny that no one could ever find one...

Anyway, it was probably my second week on the job and I got pissed off because there were like 10 cups that were supposed to have pens in them at all times and I couldn't find a single one, so I went to the grocery store across the street and bought like 3 boxes of pens and filled all the cups again with the warning that these were my pens that everyone was welcome to use but if they all went missing I would start keeping them locked in my car. Everyone seemed happy to have pens again.

I got hauled into the managers office 2 hours later and questioned as to why I spent my own money on office supplies, why I didn't just requisition more pens, told never to do that again and handed a check for $11 for "stationary supplies".

That was the last time I ever bought anything for anybody at work ever again lol

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Haha yes! You did the right thing though. It's all about timing. I knew my team needed the dumb prizes that week/month for the extra goodwill. You knew everyone needed goddamn pens.

How long would it have taken to get that done going through management?

"So I spoke to manager X and they said we'll have pens in a couple weeks" doesn't exactly inspire anything.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

People had been complaining about the pens since my first day there lol all the pens I bought were gone after about a month and they all went back to complaining again. I think one of the managers supplied a single 10 pack of pens once the whole time I worked there. I just kept a box of my own in my car for me to use lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

"Fuck it, I'll do it myself" is, in my experience, a great way to get ahead at work. No one likes the manager that doesn't look out for thier people.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

It was because they had a form you could have filled out and gotten it paid for without any fuss right?.....right??

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah... absolutely. They would have, uh, green lit it "immediately"

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Its. Teacher is a cat, this checks out.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

legit I've had people get angry at me for using "they" the same way everyone normally does

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Much love for these teachers. They are not paid nearly enough. I hate the corporate pizza party, but not the public school one.

Edit: I wonder if the difference in financial burden between a corporate pizza party and a public school one is a good metric

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad that my nephew's teacher last year sent out a message to allow family to donate to those parties. I've paid for a few.

I'm also sad that it has come to that.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I used to prostitute myself in class for people's slices

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

a slice a suck I used to say

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I think it tastes better this size I will fight you on this

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, there's definitely a science to this. It's the same reason sandwiches taste better if you cut them in a triangle. The sharp points make for the perfect bite size.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Love when I bough pizza with it is own money

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

*it tried its best

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I volunteered at a summer camp in college and we had a $30 budget to feed 15 kids + 1.

I bought four Little Caesars $5 dollar pizzas, some dollar store big sodas, and had enough money for big bags of chips.

We made it work! 😭

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

First I was mad, then I was sad.

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