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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (4 children)

On the brink of his prison stint, Bannon is attempting to rally an audience he calls an “army of the awakened” to sustain his anti-establishment crusade.

So he wants a "woke" army to support his crusade?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

They won't cancel, they'll boycott!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

They should join him in prison for solidarity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Wake up man! These woke people are nothing but trouble!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

We are the woke they are the comatose. If they wake up they wont support him.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Roaches check in...but they don't check out.'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This reference is so old I munted it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

🍺🍺🍺

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Glad he is going.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is "preparing" shoving nips in condoms up his ass?

I gotta tell yah, Steve. They rummage around in there something fierce if they catch wind of nip smuggling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nips? Isn't that like a candy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if that's a joke or a real question.

If it's a real question, nips in this case refers to those little bottles of alcohol you would get on an airplane. They're readily available in liquor stores here. Common purchase for the chemically dependent alcoholic who just needs a quick fix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

They also call them pocket rockets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

“There are NO conspiracies but there are NO coincidences — Stephen K. Bannon.”

Gotta love that pseudo-intellectual self-quote.

[–] Wytch 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Why are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just go!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I always love to see Spaceballs references in the wild, but this one in this particular context is simply brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hey, Bannon. I got a recipe for pruno.... I'm not inclined to share it though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I'm pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, he isn’t afraid of being locked up. He’s afraid the DTs will kill him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This site says it's the Federal Correctional Institution, Danbury, Connecticut. https://www.ctinsider.com/news/article/steve-bannon-danbury-ct-prison-sentence-19520231.php

You can support him by purchasing a container of Petroleum Jelly online and have it shipped to the prison and addressed to him.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure he using a larger plug each day in preparation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why tf do people think jokes like this are funny? Prison rape is real and there's no way it doesn't completely traumatize the victims

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He may also want to smuggle things up there. Prison wallet is what they call it.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

True but I'm betting this asshole is in the Epstein camp and any of those assholes have a karmic debt of immense portions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He looks like the guy in C Block who sells the worst weed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Connecticut penitentiary? A state facility? How are the prisons in Connecticut? The only thing I know about the state is that they have their own form of pizza though I have no clue what that form is.