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Check out the hilarious "South Park of X" Cartoon from Dave Rubin (CW: Transphobia)
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Shit version of a turd of a show on a dogshit platform
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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Normal person is old white man getting arrested for harassing a school board
Not normal is when gay person
Height of comedy. Also there's gotta be something going on with right wing self-image, or maybe just who they're trying to appeal to. I remember in 2016 the image they tried to project was hip, cool type of internet racist who knows memes. Now with this and the stupid Mr. Birchum show it's like their self-image is instead very grumpy impotent old man.
Their ideal image is of a befuddled old man who doesn't understand anything and annoys everyone. An old man who complains a lot but never accomplishes or changes anything, that's who they see themselves as. Also this guy is like 65 years old with a teenage daughter in high school? Pardon?
There's no jokes...
THERE'S NO JOKES WHY IS THE LAUGH TRACK LAUGHING
Because comedy is legal again, pronoun! 
"transitioning ta what?"
"hopefully not a jets fan"
lol this show is awesome. bland yet miserable protagonist. pronouns. laugh track that goes "whoo!" when a cool character enters the sitcom house. fucking amazing. like even dumber than a 2002 parody of something in an already kinda shitty south park episode
edit: the big setup and payoff when the old guy gets
is fantastic. this can not possibly be made by actual conservatives, it's too goodspoiler
beer cum shot all over his face and the dog starts eating it, and then elon musk walks in and is declared saviour of mankind as shitty country music plays
then elon musk walks in and is declared saviour of mankind as shitty country music plays
Snuck that in right at the end. I couldn't get through the video the first time I opened it, but this line convinced me to watch the rest. When it was winding down I started feeling pretty irritated that I got tricked into watching the rest of the video.
Are we expecting Musk to have regular cameos and shit and proudly claim that he's closely involved with the show, only to distance himself once it starts becoming apparent that everyone hates the cartoon?
Everything spying on you is "the radical left"?
How to sell 
PATRIOT ACT as a construct of "the left" 
Then that ONE CAN which wasn't even rainbow colored - just her face - that wasn't even available to the public as omg I can't drink my addiction in peace! It offends me soooo much 
That's the opening and when I 
ed out.
I don't know what's worse that NFT Ape cartoon or this
The laugh track to make it seem like All In The Family (for some reason?) makes it so surreal. Comes off as satire because it's so obviously stupid.
it's meant as satire, but they think satire is just when you do the thing but badly
that's why they do the bit at the end about the freeze frame where the characters are trying to remain still, even though that's not what a freeze frame is and it doesn't make sense to do.
the best thing in a television comedy is when a character turns to the camera and says "this is funny. you're laughing now. our jokes are good."
I don't know how this can compete with...
links to a 10 hour long video of jingling keys
FUCK! Somehow my brain interpreted "Dave Rubin" as "Don Hertzfeldt" and I was VERY EXCITED. I gotta pay attention to the comm before letting emotions happen.
Nope, just the dude who went from being a right wing grifter on TYT to being a full-fat right wing grifter!
It's incredible how much dehumanising language they managed to cram into those 3 minutes.
Also, the daughter and her friend come across as really nice people, despite their best efforts (unless there is an element of rebellion amongst the people who make this).
I didn't realise this was the dunk tank, took the title of this post literally, and I was shocked at how bad leftists would write comedy.
Famously known for being a leftist, Dave Rubin.
NGL I don't know who he is. (don't worry, I don't feel you're attacking me)
You're a better person for not having to waste brain space on knowing who this fella is.
Watching that was self-harm. Thank you for verifying whether my fight-or-flight response still works.
"Comedy is legal again. Why didn't you add any?"
I do not think I will
lol, but also fuck i cringed so hard