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he was proud to have been the first Black woman vivian-shrug to serve with a Black president obama-medal

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He called Trump his colleague and he admitted to finally beating Medicare. Biden might be the closest thing America has to a honest politician

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

In ~~vino~~ dementia veritas

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

We are weeks away from him pulling out a serious racial slur

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

I want to punch the Twitter sycophants who will inevitably say something like "he simply meant he was proud to nominate the first black woman Supreme Court justice and serve as VP to the first black president."

The ability to communicate with absolute clarity and avoid being taken out of context by a sensationalism-hungry media is a mandatory skill for a politician, and to expect any benefit of the doubt for any elected official is amateur hour and means you have already lost your fight.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The thing is this keeps happening. Like you get one pass, maybe, for fucking up a sentence.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

He used up all his passes in 2020 haha

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Remember in 2016 when we all laughed at trump supporters saying stuff like "you just have to listen to the words in his heart"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The same losers were clamoring to dunk on Trump for typing coffee wrong…

Biden’s brain is leaking out of his nose, so it’s okay to speak for him I guess. I swear Biden could use a slur on national television and the revisionist libs would pretend it was endearing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This one isn't that bad and it's being spun poorly. He has sundowned much much worse. I would rather make fun of the video of Trump walking off stage while Biden is led off stage by his wife.

You are correct about the ability to not be taken out of context by a sensationalist hungry media. This Biden does not have anymore, or did he ever? He just has remained more silent and out of the limelight previously.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I recently watched this clip and he was so much more cogent and resolute in what he was trying to express in the past. Imagine all the ways this speech about sexual assault could have gone horribly wrong if Biden were as infirm here as he is today: https://m.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=1116645375953075&id=815094451919066

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It's comparisons like this that really highlight how much his mental faculties have deteriorated over these 7 years. And they expect to be able to get another 4 out of him?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This is basically how I talk on a three day bender with no sleep, which is to say if that's where his mental acuity is we're in serious trouble lmao

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lies! He is jet lagged, has a cold, a stutter and CNN changed his voice to make him sound weak sweetie.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

B E A M W E A P O N

biden-horror

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

those darn commies and their havana syndrome

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cool coming down from a shitload of psychedelics and seeing this and being like wait did I actually just hop into an even stupider dimension

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

In this reality, words don't mean anything.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Giving the right wing all the ammo to make their one joke.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

never expected biden to go full dolezal

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

keep 'em coming Biden baby you're doing great meow-hug

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

“You did great, you answered all the questions!” - Jill Biden (excited for 4 more years of free rent and flights)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone's saying he confused himself with Justice Jackson but the truth is the Kamala tulpa inside of him took over but she was too xanned out to realize she shouldn't say that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Even his tulpa is too fucked to run anything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I lie and say that I'm a non white woman, hexbear admins give me the ban. But the president can do it!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

SCOTUS said he could

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Putting Joe Biden and Rachel Dolezal into the teleporter from The Fly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Much worse than I expected. He scrambled together two separate thoughts: 1. He nominated the first black woman to SCOTUS and 2. He was the VP to the first ever black president. He winds up saying that he himself was the first black woman VP to the first black president. This is not purely a misspeaking or speech-related issue, this is an undeniable cognitive decline issue.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I mean I mash thoughts together, but I recognize it and correct it. I don't think the mistakes are the big issue, it's not realizing you're making mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I'm happy for her, I hope her transition goes well.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I listened to it. The way the word "black" comes out of his mouth sounds so racist.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

"black" with a hard r

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, they got it wrong the name's actually Robinette Joseph-Biden

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The other biden

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

calling him "one of our colleagues, the former president" and then adding, "probably shouldn't say, at any rate"

did he also drop kayfabe and admit they're all working together?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Least confused dementia-riddled racist

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

wtf I love Biden now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Put this one on Biden's Wins