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Lol owned.
Monster Raving Loony Party 
the stupidest coalition you could think of. a gender based party against gendered rights.
One of the better examples of the old "leopards ate my face" thing
CW for meat in the picture.
Why did no one tell me 
was running for office in the UK?
I had to double check, because I didn't spot any meat. But I think I see it now. Thanks for the heads up.
Mouth is a sausage and ears are bacon, if you're still unsure.
It's like if carnism had a Dark Souls style final boss.
There were (as far as I'm aware) two different baked bean themed candidates running for parliament this year.
The other one, Captain Beany, ran in Maesteg.
Although funny, the reason “Parker”s party did so badly is because all the main UK parties are fully transphobic. There is no need for even the most committed TERF to vote for this no-name grifter.
Uncritical support to Count Binface
There were at least two bean themed candidates as well
If your party gets less votes than the MRLP then it should just automatically be dissolved, no matter how big it is. Keep going until the house of commons is under their near-unanimous control (except for speaker Count Binface)
PP Party recieves less votes than Benis Party.
Poise Parker is incredibly fringe. TERFs don't like her for the most part.
Friends with 
though!!
I'm not sure if anyone's really friends with her and not just using her
I hope they're getting paid or something for it, at least... she seems chummy with that murican fundamentalist columnist guy...
She has made it very clear that she will ally with anyone over opposition to trans rights so they are mostly using her for that. She's gone full antifeminist recently so TERFs are slowly starting to distance themselves from her and the right is starting to like her more.
lol, lmao even