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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It starts with ONE MALARKEY I DON'T KNOW WHY

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter how many debates I try!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've got no mind. Might've ate a lime, that might've had a sprig of thyme. I don't knooow.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Things arent the way they were before biden-fall

I wouldn’t even recognize you anymore biden-forgor

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Not that you knew me back then DaBiden

But it all comes back to me in the end 9/11

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It starts with ONE MALARKEY WHY WHY WHY WHY whywhywhywhywhy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

This is what the 90s fallout movie would've looked like.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know what this is so I assume it's the final boss of Myst.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think it's a neighborhood on the north side of Chicago

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's from the before fore, Oldies from the early aughts. Here's a link

https://youtu.be/d_toKURCt10?si=v9mrHc6Oy3kmua-F

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Linkin Park described as oldies

yes-honey-left

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One could say it's

Classic rock

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I 30, I make joke, it ok bud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

One thing, and I know why,

I really really hope Joe Biden dies

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you that ear worm hasn't left my head since i was but a boy. I was already hearing it before and I'll hear it long after this post

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

fun fact: when 9/11 happened they started teaching people to stop dressing like troll dolls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Never forget

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Why does every gen x dude look like this lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, well, they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Followed a post here to let you know that I refuse to participate in the lyrics thread

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I said power posters. Still a lil sad tho cri