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The things she was saying made it obvious she was flirting.... and me thinking someone come get me the hell out of this situation.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When I worked at the Boys and Girls Club, a lot of the single parents hit on me

Of course I was tempted

But the idea of one of the kids I work with seeing me walking out of their parents' bedroom shook me to the core

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah kind of exactly my feeling... but it would be even worse because this was a good friend of mine.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

A younger, shittier me thought it would be the dream to be a children's musician just to get at the single moms and dads.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This dudes trying to get people to just let the hormones take over

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

just do it on the top of a slide then they'll just see you sliding out of there and be like "cool"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm not even close to 40 and 20 year olds already look like children to me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I'm close enough to 40 that I don't want to specify - 20 year olds look like children to me too. Late teens/highschoolers are a trip, they look like fetuses. But it feels like it was just a couple years ago that I was that age... Time is a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Saw a tiktok of what I thought was a 20-year-old girl but she was 37. Now I forgot what age is and ask their age in chromosomes.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel like it's just kind of bad juju to have sex with a friends mom. Even with her being single.

I went with her to go get my friends some cigarettes and she kept me in that car way too long talking and rubbing her legs...

Not that she wasn't attractive to me, but as I said I'm not going to fuck my friends mom, attractive or otherwise

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, thats bad and she should know better, that would be pretty devastating for her son. Also 42 is too old to be doing that with a 20 year old.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

the return...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I didn't make a move. I'm not that kind of guy thank God.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Someone call in the volcel fbi stat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

They not like us

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

shinji-froggy-chair Lord, do I let the hormones take over and destroy our long lasting friendship?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

doin-your-mom "I didn't wanna tell ya, but I had to write this song..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"She wanted to fuck me, but i said im not your homie"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure you didn't run into Hillary's good friend ghislane

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This lady has blonde hair.