this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Read /c/badposting for a while.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"Get out of here, @[email protected]"

"What're y'all doin' in here?"

"We're smoking reefer on /c/badposts, and you don't want no part of this shit! It turns your badposting into goodposting!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Beanis lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Go back and read the early struggle sessions about veganism and neopronouns.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The rock stackers are doing what the outdoor cats want them to do

Do you disagree?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Power dynamics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't we have a Vocel police for that reason.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Douse yourself with holy water and say three hail hexbears.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Same way you deal with any attraction. Bottle it up out of fear of embarrassment. Then when you can’t take it anymore, confess your undying love. If you’ve done it right, the other person will know that what you are in love with is a mere fantasy in your head. Your entire friendship will be based on expectations that they weren’t aware of and therefore had no way to consent to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

is that what they call it when you do it face down ass up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You're attracted to liberals?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We're hot, there's no way to resist. Sorry, but you're just stuck being horny without satisfaction, we're all volcel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The scots were always better than the english