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Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

""[It's] utterly ridiculous," Robert Bauman, a Milwaukee City Alderman who proposed adding guns to that city ordinance, told ABC News. "I mean, I could just picture this image of somebody coming up to the entry point with, you know, an AR-15 strapped over one shoulder, a long rifle over another, and two pistols in his belt, and the cops asking him, 'You got any tennis balls?'"

^^I would pay money to see that scene^^

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Which one of you lemmings in Milwaukee gonna go show off your 2nd amendment rights? Leave the tennis balls at home, tho!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if my dog is my silencer?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as you've accounted for point-of-impact shift and paid your $200 tax, you're good to go.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (7 children)

No, I will not and this Davey Crockett tactical nuke in my home museum agrees.

This is a Wasteland 2 joke I do not have a tactical nuke, a silencer, or even a working gun. I do have a 100 plus year old broken revolver though.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Never block your muzzle or you risk a "Bugs Bunny".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlfGZ7AU5Cs

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s disappointing that tennis balls will not be allowed. Do the people with walkers coat check them in with there guns?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No. They don't have to coat check the guns.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If they’re going to allow guns in the RNC, I hope they at least manage to round up a handful of competent secret service agents, if that still exists.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (31 children)

Im fine with republicans getting the secret detail they deserve.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They aren't allowing them in the RNC, that's the hard perimeter established by the SS.

The soft perimeter surrounding that is where they allow guns but not tennis balls.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That abbreviation is kinda unlucky, ...you know

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The secret service had it first. Also boats.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The incompetent ones are so easy though! You just bait them with prostitutes! :)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-17747793

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

but tennis balls will not

Are they worried that Ryoma Hoshi might be real?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My life is being infected with DRv3.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The restriction on tennis balls is apparently a city restriction that pre-dates the attempt so... 🤔🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should be allowed inside the venue. After all, gun free zones are a big problem.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I want the right to bare balls

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Not sure if that's what's meant by 'open carry'

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wonder what would happen if someone drove by one of those places and played bullet sounds on their ghetto blaster...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Or the sounds of a tennis match

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Republican events and rallies are the one place I support as many guns as possible being there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They should live their values.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Why tennis balls ? Strange.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I took a golf ball to the forehead off a tee box. That wasn't fun.

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent 11 points 1 month ago

trump is a World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer

Odds are they are terrified that people will toss a tennis ball around the same way people tossed a beach ball around to "protest" Super Roman (... while making sure to buy every available ticket).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch or something. It's just so absurdist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about a loaded soup-can gauge shotgun?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You kid, but the 2 gauge (not a typo!) "Punt Gun" was a thing! Used for shooting mass numbers of ducks and geese!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

both these guys were deaf shortly after firing this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure this photo was just for scale, the normal use case was mounted in a small boat or "Punt".

But geeze... these pictures...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Please proceed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what if my tennis ball is a gun? Which law overrides the other?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!

They consider tennis balls to be raquetball furries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Are 4G/5G phones allowed? Because those can fry your brain.

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