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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING angery

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

unironically. Avocado toast rules

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

no jam or butter please

too spicy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

cumin to taste

We said no spice disgost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Oh God I thought I told them TOO SPICY 🥵

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Raw Onions, some squeezed lemon, fresh cut green chilly, maybe some cooked potato

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn that sounds amazing. Don't even need the bread

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Peanut butter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Warm butter with a little sea salt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

👆 this right here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

An egg over medium. Or cinnamon and sugar and butter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Those are my two go to's Mmm have you ever made egg in a basket?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

around these parts we call em one-eyed jacks or toad in a hole

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I have yeah, love it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm putting on either vegemite or death to gamers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Butter, that is peanut butter.

I eat like 5 tbps of the stuff a day and toast is a good way to eat it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Scrambled eggs with goat cheese, stirred constantly while cooking to get super smooth eggs, with freshly grated parmesan cheese on top

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Avocado, for a bit of bourgeois decadence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is a combo I've tried and can't get behind tbh :( 对不起同志 it just tasted muddled to me. Can you explain the appeal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the marmite elevates the peanut flavour.

Mind you I'm like a dog and I'd probably eat a soiled nappy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sweetened pb or just the nutty stuff?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The nutty shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Good butter, followed by the lightest smear of marmite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Baked beans 🫘. It's actually very tasty, have to hand it to the Brits on that one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This poster's eatin' beans

beanis biden-rember

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Olive oil, salt, and hot sauce

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Ube and bust 😋

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where do you source your ube spread? I've bought some from Trader Joe's during their yearly ube season, but I've never seen it at any other nearby grocery stores.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Either online or oriental supermarkets, I don't see it in regular shops sadly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Damn, that's too bad. Guess I'll have to drive across town to check the local Asian supermarket some time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Peanut butter or soup

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

mozarella i heated slightly with a little bit of olive oil

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Mozzarella/provolone, vinegar peppers, sundried tomatoes, prosciutto

tony-cheer AyyyyyOC

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Damn, am I really the only one to put hummus on toast?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Plant butter and marmite or peanut butter and agave with seeds, or avocado

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Honestly probably just butter, maybe cinnamon sugar too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Jam, or maybe honey

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