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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Omelanda done murdered me Missus and nicked me bloody son

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Cockney without rhymin'? You're 'aving a Turkish bath, China plate.

Butcher's hook at these septic tanks on 'exbear try'na be cockney.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is the only path to making hexbear whiter than it already is

please, turn back before it's too late

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In a real unfortunate piece o' news, Oi thenk Oi moight've gotten meself stuck like this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OI YA GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT DERE ACCENT BRUV

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

UH LOISENCE?! YEW TRY COMIN' OVER 'ERE 'N ASKIN' ME THAT 'N WE'LL SEE IF OI NEED A BLEEDIN' LOISENCE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

i get it fallout london was just released

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Wots all ‘is then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Wot if eye waz two 'undred feet tawl?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ello guvnah!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

S’bloody mental innit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

WUD YEW LUV ME IF OI WUZ A BEANUS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Wot if we was 'Arry Potter side characters wif names like Archibald Custardmouse or Amelia Shittingcomb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not fackin fanny geezer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

fockin' 'ell. we're all bri'ish now 'ere on 'ecksbear?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Closest I can do is (try to) speak with Scottish or Irish accent